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NameIess

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  1. Nameless shrugged and slammed the door in Butt's unconscious face, preparing his house for the oncoming flood.
  2. Nameless looked at the sky. "Nah, there's plenty of water. Can't you see it in the air?"
  3. Nameless stuck his head out. "Oh, you're still alive? Why do you need water?"
  4. It exploded with enough force to explodify the entire multiverse.
  5. This was unfortunate, as that world contained the cure to explosions.
  6. So Nameless exploded him with 3 tons of dynamite.
  7. "Oh, okay. I guess I'll just go die then."
  8. Nameless sighed. "You haven't read WoT, have you?"
  9. "Gentling is being cut off from the one power."
  10. Trees are nice. Not as good as plankton though. Not quite yet.
  11. Nameless raised his hand. "Does this clinic have someone who can heal gentling?"
  12. "Oh look! You're finally back!" Lard smiled. "That was quite a long journey. I'm all out of stories now, you know my entire backstory and family history."
  13. At that point, physics stopped working completely.
  14. Unfortunately, Team Rocket couldn't breath beyond the edge of reality.
  15. The anti-memeinator continued exploding all obstacles in the Ghanderflaffle's path.
  16. Chuck Norris was promptly exploded by an anti-memeinator.
  17. The Ghanderflaffle empire captured Wizard, using him as a new power source.
  18. This was fortunate, because the Ghanderflaffle empire was rising, fueled by the blood of Urn Dragons and Eizards.
  19. Unfortunately, Urn Dragons don't have an appeal court.
  20. "Yes, your honor. I already showed it. If you'd like me to show it again, I can." "And this new card is useless. I have evidence that it was faked."
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