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  1. NameIess
    "Do they eat each other?"
  2. NameIess
    "Why would they kill me?"
  3. NameIess
    The army never had the sandwich, so I laugh maniacally and run away with it.
  4. NameIess
    "Yeah? Well not running attracts people trying to interrupt my plans and kill me. Besides, Shadewraiths aren't a problem for me."
  5. NameIess
    I summon an army of the living and steal the sandwich while everyone's distracted.
  6. NameIess
    2129 - Nothing happens, other than the rediscovery of chouta.
  7. NameIess
    The dark figure stopped running. "You know, that's really rude. What makes you think I'm a fool?"
  8. NameIess
    *Horrific screaming noises*
  9. NameIess
    The brand of immortality described here actually wouldn't be an existential nightmare, considering that death by sickness is still a possibility, so I'd probably die before too long. Whether or not it would be good for me, I honestly can't say. However, if I was offered it, I think I'd take immortality whether or not it's actually a good idea. I'd like to join the pm as well please.
  10. NameIess
    2125 - I summon the powers of a Shard and reverse time by 1,000 years.
  11. NameIess
    The inhabitants of the planet scream in terror.
  12. NameIess
    2123 - One century from present day! (Everyone who's not a ringwraith or otherwise immortal is dead by this point)
  13. NameIess
    The dark figure takes advantage of Rirrom and co.'s distraction and runs away.
  14. NameIess
    “So you see, you should thank the plot for punching you.”
  15. NameIess
    “The greater the pain, the greater the power. Potentially.”
  16. NameIess
    “Did you know that recent survey of more than fifteen Narrators and characters showed unanimous consent that being punched by plot was likely to grant mystical powers?”
  17. NameIess
    The plot attempts to resist the yeeting by punching someone in the face.
  18. NameIess
    I send another assassin, this one a larkin, to get the sandwich.
  19. NameIess
    “What else would I do with an apple?” “Yes. If I told you, you’d… let’s just say we’re both better off not knowing.”
  20. NameIess
    I send an assassin Kandra to collect my payment.
  21. NameIess
    I steal your soul and offer to trade it for the sandwich.
  22. NameIess
    So kinda like Butt Venture?
  23. NameIess
    “I would, but I’d fail my classes.”
  24. NameIess
    2121: I become a Ringwraith.
  25. NameIess
    “Sorry, can’t help you. I keep trying to go to sleep and realizing there’s something I have to do first.”
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