Alas! It was a tragic attack! There I was, sitting in my thatched-roof cottage, mulling over how I was going to harvest my crops that day, when out of the blue, I heard a massive roar. It sounded sorta like a man. But it might’ve been half dragon. I didn’t really care at the time, but rushed outside to see what the matter was.
Lo and behold, the most majestic creature I had ever laid eyes upon stood in front of me! It’s wing-a-lings rose up above its massive, beefy arm, and as I saw his floating eyes narrow on me, I knew that a burninating was at hand. Consummate-V scales gleaming in the sunlight, he let loose a breath of fire that engulfed my entire cottage. Luckily I was a farmer, not a peasant, so he never cared to attack me directly. All things considered, I’m lucky to be alive today!