Truthless of Shinovar

Odium coughs. He stands up and pushes his chair in. Then fades into the shadows behind him. Soon, a Fused approaches Lift at the table. “Radiant,” she practically spat, “His Excellency has sent me to inform you that he has no knowledge of Adolin, an Aon, or Dayside in regards to the murder of Cephrandius.” With another disgusted look at the Edgedancer, the fused lifts up into the air and flies away, long clothing rippling behind her. @Bearer of all agonies

The reason was so terrible that they decided to team up against [Redacted] and ensure that they never said “augustly” (which shall henceforth be referred to as [CENSORED]) again.

But Butt, But, and Butte knew.

Odium strolls into the thread. Good. He could feel everyone’s hatred, their passion, for his being late. With a loud voice, Odium announced, “It is clearly Vyre- er, Moash, with the henalurgic spike, lurking in the Forests of Heck.”

Good mid-morning!

I’ve already payed my respects to the beast. (a picture I took a couple of months ago)

NATH!! THIS ONE WILL NOT DIE! What do you like to do on a lazy Sunday afternoon?

I’d love to be your shardbuddy!

My pleasure

The Lopen and The Lord Ruler (no physical harm possible) For about the first hour, TLR would just be absolutely pummeling Lopen, using everything he has in super-steel-speed. He doesn’t know who put him in this room, but he ain’t happy about it. Lopen would take this silently, and finally, after TLR realizes he can’t hurt Lopen, falls to his knees and is like “are you some sort of god?” and Lopen will be like “sure, gancho, now let’s go get some chouta. You like you need some life help.” After a friendly lunch together and a deep conversation, TLR realizes that he’s been an awful ruler, and decides to change and become benevolent. Lopen adopts him into the family and he is officially a cousin. When TLR finally returns to Scadrial, everyone is super confused because out of nowhere TLR is storming down to the skaa hovels in Luthadel all angry-like, and he gets to the Skaa and he says “SKAA. DO YOU KNOW WHY I’M HERE?” and the skaa will be weeping because they’re thinking that this is the end and then TLR says “Why couldn’t the coinshot hit his target? Because he mist!” and all the skaa are super confused and still scared outta their minds, but hey, they’re alive, so they’re not complaining. TLDR: The Lopen will be the savior of Scadrial, making it a land full of puns and hilarity.

There’s still a chance I could come back to the year leader board. I just need more memes!

Um, David Archuletta gave a devotional during my youth conference about a year ago!

*me crying in a corner*

Yeden?

1. I think paradoxes are cool. 2. This sentence is a lie. 3. This sentence is a lie.

HEHEHEHE That bird is *wins*ing amazing Lunamor.

Now ya know! You’re in the club with Hentient, she just found out too

Yes! I showed AC the Shard, and he’s been on here ever since!

Wait what’s this? Also, I’m in.

Velles, who had been silently following the group, paused to take in his surroundings. A complicated, almost whimsical, laboratory surrounded him. The man named Enter seemed to be giving them a tour of all things. I thought we were supposed to be storming the castle... Oh well. Observe and adapt. That’s how you survived. While others were conversing with the telepathic sword, Velles crouched down and let his arm brush the metal floor below him. Concrete had seemed to work before. Would metal? Velles concentrated, and felt a small pop. He looked at his arm, surprised to see that it was, in fact, now made out of the same material as the floor. He let out a satisfied grunt. He turned to Wrendren, who just finished putting something in a pocket. A piece of that broken vase? “So...” Velles said. “This place. Not the lab. The world. Do you know where this is exactly?” @Kings_way