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Queen’sWit

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  1. Granted, but everyone in your family dies. I wish for something.
  2. I'm so stormin' pure I practically belch rainbows.
  3. What do you call an Inquisitor with hay fever? Hemallergic!
  4. Kaladin - “Mr. Lonely” by Bobby Vinton Stormfather - “Thunder” by Imagine Dragons Cultivation - “Let it Grow” from the Lorax
  5. Q: Why are kandras so secretive? A: They all have skeletons in the closet!
  6. I can TOTALLY see that! For a while before I knew his name, I just referred to him as "Faux-Adolin". Also Viren has a surprisingly similar disposition to Straff Venture.
  7. Granted. It works consistently for about 2 minutes before it gets run over by a rampaging herd of wildebeest. I wish my library had The Hero of Ages.
  8. Granted. But you haven't, and can't read any of Brandon Sanderson's works without going into a deep coma. I wish to find my shoe.
  9. Granted. You're not yawning when you type that sentence but every other time you are. I wish for chocolate cake.
  10. Granted. Your "nap" lasts 100 years and you can only be awoken with true loves kiss. Only thing is, nobody loves you enough to kiss you. I'm wishing, for the one I love, to find me, today...
  11. Granted. But you don't own a Switch. I wish for a giant avocado.
  12. Granted. You have to kill your pet pig, Chester. I wish to not be sick in bed.
  13. I'm not sure. I'm pretty sure it will be the same story. It's hard to imagine some of the characters not as cartons!
  14. https://deadline.com/2018/09/avatar-the-last-airbender-live-action-series-netflix-1202467089/ I can't believe this is happening! I have grown up with the original show and I love it! I wonder if this one will be any good, I feel like it's not really meant to be live action... *cough, cough M. Night Shyamalan, cough, cough* I mean, it's by the original creators so it could be good...
  15. Granted. You are Mistborn and you are full. Full of love for Moash I wish for the tenth pancake
  16. Definitely either Rysn or Lift. We would make pancakes together.
  17. In english, we had to read The Compound by S.A. Bodeen, and I had a huge problem with the main character, Eli. The whole time I just wanted to punch him right in the... well... I really didn't like him from the start!
  18. This is by far one of my favorite music jokes! Q: Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens? A: They only said, "Bach, Bach."
  19. Personally, I think I am a public Ravenclaw and a private Slytherin. If that makes sense.
  20. Rot spren would be Red Hots Alespren little chocolate truffles or brigadeiro
  21. I was thinking of food from Stormlight, and I thought, "Hey, why not turn food into spren?" Here are some of my ideas: Anticiation Spren: fruit roll ups Fear Spren: Grape Jell-o Shock Spren: corn chips Anger Spren: Fruit Punch Post in the comments other ideas you have.
  22. Proof: Stormlight actually makes Skybreakers and Windrunners quite high. Theory: The exotic chickens they eat on Roshar are actually penguins.
  23. If you give the Lopen a palace, he'll want a bronze wall to go with it.
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