Queen’sWit

Granted. They now treat you like a newborn cow. I wish I didn't need braces.

Me right now!

Granted. But it's two feet tall and all Spam. I wish for some reputation.

Koloss be like

Granted. But they're not Sanderson books. I wish I didn't have a bunch of end of term assignments and final projects due soon.

I know I posted this somewhere else, but then thought I should put it here.

Ooh! Katara swore an ideal!

Granted. But someone steps on you. I wish to be great at composing songs that people liked.

Granted. It consists of whipped fat and berries. (It's called akutaq, btw) I wish to set the Genie free!

Be wary of the cookies!

What does Dr. Seuss use to wipe down his kitchen sink? Clorax wipes!

YKYASW you are making eclairs with your friend and she says making eclairs is a messy process then you respond with, "But that's what makes it so fun!" She hasn't read Branderson by the way.

Granted. But they're really flowery hippie vans and no one will let you live it down. I wish for a pug named Paturdis.

Woah. Coming from someone who knows next to nothing about black holes, (except something about spaghetti or the likes) this is pretty cool!

Granted. But the only useful thing you can remember is how to tie a shoe. I wish my math teacher would give us more pancakes.

Granted. But you oversleep and miss everything you had planned for the day, including a cake you had in the oven. It alights and your house burns down. Say hello to Evi. I wish I didn’t have a herbst.

"Holy crabs!," Dalinar thought to himself as Navani swept into the room. She wore a stinky as the nightwatcher's own backside loincloth and had chouta in her hair. He was captivated. He drearily turned away and gulped his cobalt blue wine. Wasn't she suppose to still be in Hearthstone? He swam in frustration. Being in her presence made him feel like a hairy, like, REALLY hairy Stick...and like he was 16 again. She tried to fell over to him, but Wit snagged her by the earlobe. "Highlady Navani!" Wit exclaimed. "I thought I smelled Herdazian fingernail." Navani rolled her eyes. "Your humor grows as old as you, Wit." "36.785 then? Quite impressive." Navani shook him off and approached Dalinar before he could snap away. "Stopping trying to sneak off. I've been meaning to talk to you about Sadeas." Dalinar frowned. "What about that glowing sphere? And what are you wearing? Shouldn't you have on safehand sleeve?" Navani raised an eyebrow. "Is that really what you want to be talking about now?"

Granted. You are born whole and unharmed. I wish my ear wasn't swollen.

You guys!!! I made the tenth pancake!!! They are fluffy chocolate pancakes doused in more chocolate worthy of no mortal! (Except me, of course, but I am no ordinary mortal) I also made chouta, but it tasted... well... probably how Kaladin imagined it. I mean, it's not deep fried, it's just meatballs, gravy, and naan bread... I had high hopes, but this one has disappointed me. At least It looks nice... I guess...