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  1. Jaywalk
    The bubonic plague will be very sad, as it has never been infected before.
  2. Jaywalk
    Through the power of bold, Jasnah sent the crem at Shawn’s face.
  3. Jaywalk
    Butterflutter the Seventh slipped.
  4. Jaywalk
    The one, the only Butterflutter the Seventh stumbled into the fight and began her tap dance routine.
  5. Jaywalk
    Shards of ice rained down from the sky, impaling Star.
  6. Jaywalk
    Disney realized their mistake, then decided that they didn’t care. Money, you know.
  7. Jaywalk
    Whose awesomeness and attractiveness defied all description.
  8. Jaywalk
    She was also allergic to gerbils.
  9. Jaywalk
    But not as bad as Butterflutter the Eighth’s. It was her birthday.
  10. Jaywalk
    No. I just got some weird looks.
  11. Jaywalk
    Other than Uncle Brandy.
  12. Jaywalk
    Butterflutter the Seventh aspired to catch the butterflies as they fell. But as she had no hands, it was very difficult.
  13. Jaywalk
    Afterwards, I will search for a taco shop.
  14. Jaywalk
    When the moon is aligned with Jupiter and the speed of the wind is 37 MPH, how is the health of that hobo in the dumpster?
  15. Jaywalk
    YKYASW you start muttering “Life before Death, Strength before Weakness, Journey Before Destination,” because you suspect the person sitting next to you is also a Sanderfan.
  16. Jaywalk
    Not that I’ve seen. And I’ve seen every episode.
  17. Jaywalk
    Foundryside is a great book. I really enjoyed it.
  18. Jaywalk
    While simultaneously patting my head and rubbing my belly.
  19. Jaywalk
    The butterflies rained down from the skies, eviscerated by pieces of shrapnel.
  20. Jaywalk
    And promptly exploded.
  21. Jaywalk
    Tweety drank it.
  22. Jaywalk
    The judge declared the charges stupid.
  23. Jaywalk
    Gaaaa... “Fine,” he said. “I guess I’ll go next, Bella.” @Steel Inquisitive @whattheHoid @Ark1002
  24. Jaywalk
    As you should.
  25. Jaywalk
    Mutant, one-eyed giraffes with a bladder problem.
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