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Jaywalk

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  1. Nael averted his eyes. “I’ll think about it.”
  2. Butterflutter the Eighth was offended by Butterpole’s name. She was allergic to being offended.
  3. Nael shook his head. "You decide."
  4. Butt became very uncomfortable with this.
  5. The newer covers are beautiful. I don't mind some of the older ones--specifically Book 1, Book 8, and Book 9.
  6. The last third of the book is amazing.
  7. I like your point about the autonomous plotlines. I’d still prefer to have a single long story, mainly because I already have more than enough games to play.
  8. Count Olaf plotted to steal the ghanderflaffle orphans’ fortune.
  9. But then Shawn saw a pretty lady, and wandered off to flirt with her.
  10. This story was always weird. So he went off and hid in the 100,253rd universe.
  11. The Calendar went into Witness Protection.
  12. “A tattoo? Uh...” He chuckled nervously.
  13. Narrator Jaywalk thought both were annoying. Narrator Jaywalk thought both were annoying. Dang it. Dang it.
  14. Butterflutter the Eighth was thankful that there were not eight seconds. But this post gave her an allergy attack.
  15. James Roday could make a good Hoid, especially in the Wit persona.
  16. Yes! Him! I just found him so compelling as a character. I’d take an entire game about him.
  17. Good on you, Bean. May the pineapple gods bestow protection on your soul.
  18. Wait, not Azama. I meant the guy with the white and black hair that uses a bow, whose dream is to rebuild his civilization. I forgot his name. He has a fun personality.
  19. If a dolphin was adopted into a family of crabs, what is the alignment of the moon when the bottom of the ocean is at its coldest?
  20. A shark, a dolphin, and a whale walk into an underwater bar. What color are the shark’s painted toenails? Why does the dolphin have a combover? Who are the parents, and who is the child?
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