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  1. BitBitio
    In Soviet Roshar, Surges bind YOU!
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    How can you tell if a performance stage is level? What does a trumpet player say when he introduces himself? If a tuba player and a trombone player jump off a building, who hits the ground first? And the big one: Edit: Inklingspren stole my joke...
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    Order Name: Legendwielders Spren type: Warspren Gemstone: Onyx Surges: Transformation and Division Attributes: Proud, Honorable Often nicknamed "The Order of Warmongers" by the other orders. Repeatedly tries to prove itself. Rivalry with Dustbringers and Windrunners. 1: LBD, SBW, JBD 2: I will succeed where others fail. 3: I will keep up the fight until a clear victor is found. 4. I will defend my pride and honor if it is threatened. 5: I am Proud.
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    I would like a cookie.
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    I would like to join by joining.
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    I would imagine that Seons, being on Sel, have much more physical form than spren, so it would be different. The Seon probably wouldn't be able to become a Shardblade.
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    "No offense, my friend, but I would prefer if I camped out nearby in an undisclosed location, in case of a surprise attack." Kabe then whispered where he could find me in his ear. As Kane flew off towards the trees, he thought about Rhazien. Normally, the man wasn't so... so serious, so businesslike. He would need to investigate further.
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    Hmmmmm...... how do I stick Arnold in this? And then Arnold ate them, thus merging them into a single being. "If you ever kill me again," said Arnold, "you'll have to kill Butt and the Ghanderflaffe as well!" And then, Arnold farted.
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    Welcome, Quantus! Have an upvote, and what is your favorite Cosmere world?
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    Granted. However, it is model gear so it doesnt actually work. I wish to no longer be called BitKip.
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    Eh, I figured that having large chunks of preservation would resist ruin. I HAVE played the TUBA. It is indeed excellent.
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    Fair warning, the puppy may have eaten a few nuggets of lerasium to resist Hemalurgy. TUBA's new mascot is a Mistborn Puppy named Kelsier.
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    ....a distraction puppy named Kelsier.
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    And I may have ripped out all spikes and Stormlight healed. But no hard feelings for spy-ness?
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    .....no hard feelings for me being a spy? (I may have already stolen them all)
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    Store instinctive talent to use the goldmind in the spike as well. And then, well, I hope you don't mind if I rob the DA's entire cookie cache. My distraction: A puppy looks up at you full of hope. "Take me home!"
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    Hey Shank! Welcome to the Shard, have an upvotes, join TUBA, spike people (don't), you know the drill.
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    I have a couple of theories. This is where I put them. 1: ichor-alcohol can be coated over a Hemalurgic spike to work like blood, preserving the charge. 2: the Lopen lost his arm to (OB)
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    "Preferably mornings, my friend."
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    Yes, but you forgot to factor in a failsafe in case their brain blows up with the pure insanity that comes with knowing what is in there.....
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    Great question. In fact, Aristotle, Socrates, Plato, Donald Trump, Miley Cyrus, and Caesar, all great philosophers, asked themselves the same question. @humanbeing (patent pending) explained it like this: Oof.
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    And then a puppy licked Kelsier, Heralding a new age of peace and Harmony. The puppy was named Kalak.
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