A voice booms from the sky.
"Members of TUBA. You better run. You better hide. For I, BitBitio, have, under the supervision of the DA, created a mighty army of Koloctopi. They have human strength, and the unique Feruchemical Ability to store awesomeness. They can also Compound this power. Beware, Members of TUBA. For the Koloctopi will destroy you if you dare to continue to oppose the undefeatable Dark Alley."