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BitBitio

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  1. Would you like to donate your Breaths to the cause: BitBitio needs more Breath?
  2. But then a new character joined the fray. His name was Billy Amadeus Charles Wilson the Fourth. He refused any attempts to nickname him and only answered to his full name. He hated this new universe and the 17th Shard and started a hate mail forum called Soience. His attempt was unsuccessful. So he joined the Shard.
  3. So, this thread is meant to be a place where you folks post your real-life cosmere references! I will start. Not technically a reference but there are Allomantic metals on there And this car
  4. Moving on. A toy piglet named Arnold ate Bob. He then proceeded to become the main character of this story. He went into a special room that sent him to the future. Urafius was still alive.
  5. The cookie went into the dumpster, where a toy piglet named Arnold ate it. Don't ask me how, he simply did. The cookie gave the piglet A-Aluminum.
  6. Granted. But it is only for .000000000000000000000000000001 seconds and then you forget it permanently I wish to get an A on my next math test Edit: actually, I wish to return from my vacation on the Plantet I am bad at puns
  7. Granted, but you must sacrifice your soul in order for it to be possible. I wish for a life in real life
  8. That..... that's beautiful! *wipes tear from eye* Here, have an upvote!
  9. Granted, but you're banned from the Shard. I wish for world peace(worth a shot, right?) Edit: let me guess, my bane is that there is a world war that kills everyone. Now it is peaceful, silent, and lifeless
  10. Granted. You can change them to 20.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001. I wish for upvotes. (It worked last time.)
  11. My metals aren't gone yet, I think, ripping the kunai out of my eyes. Instantly, the wounds heal. With a start, I realize that that was... Stormlight healing. When did I inhale Stormlight? In any case, I Soulcast some dust in the air to become electrum dust. I down it, quick as I can. Then the hammer hits my legs. I collapse, unable to stand. In desperation, I Soulcast my legs into.... electrum. that's the key! I burn Electrum. Determination floods into me. I know what I have to do. I whip around and charge Rhazien. I dive for his leg, avoiding a hammer strike. I grab his pants and shirt. "Become electrum."
  12. Short for Sentinel of Darkshire. Cuz no one wants to type that.
  13. Sent, you probably get used to it. We Americans have absolutely zero serious bones in our body.
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