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@Steven he literally wrote "I am a Stick" a bunch of times. Theory: We live in the Cosmere.

We know by WoB that Brandon wanted Dave Bautista to be Dalinar.

Go for it

"Yes." He replied, equally as quiet.

Hurt David, heal none because everyone is at 10. David - 6 Mizzy - 10 Elend - 10 God King - 10 Gavilar - 10 Dalinar - 10 Elhokar - 10 Sebarial - 10 Raoden - 10

PUPPIES

Rohan slipped into the group, his Lurker Cloak concealing him as he entered and quietly observed them.

"I am the Head of Commerce for the guild, so I run this particular location. And of course we have the permits."

@AlexandertheOK Obviously why else would they all be Radiants? Theory: Sadeas is a zombie.

Just be sure to post within a day or so.

A woman wearing a red coat enters. "What can I help you with?"

Saba accepted the Nicrosil and handed it off to a servant to make vials out of it. He nodded to the deliveryman, and stepped into the sitting room. Now to deal with Wiltorn.

Thus, a puppy died.

Granted. However Kaladin must first die so Syl goes insane. You are now bonded to an insane spren. I call upon the Nightwatcher to grant my book, and I wish for the gift of potato chips.

Kane proudly watched as his men began to prepare their weapons. This project had taken a long time to complete, but now, The Sentinels were ready. He walked through the line of crates and inspected an assault rifle. Perfect. He fired it into the air. He then Lashed himself upwards and tapped electrum. He cleared his throat. "Sentinels! Today, today we rise! Today we will show the world what we're made of." The army began to cheer. "So who's with me?" Yells of approval echoed back at Kane. He landed and prepared his Soulcaster. He paused. He stared at it. It was no ordinary Fabrial. A Cryptic had been killed to make it. It didn't provide Illumination, but it did provide Soulcasting. He bowed his head in respect, then lifted it and transformed the last of the limestone into steel. In the background, his Sentinels cheered. Quin, in the form of a ribbon of light, floated down onto his shoulder. "When are you going to tell Adli?" "One day. But today is not that day. Today, the real war begins." *** Hello! The Sentinels are a military group, directly associated with TUBA, but ties with other guilds can be negotiated, of course. If you would like to join, swear an Oath. (At bottom of post) If you aren't convinced yet, here are some perks of joining! 1. A pay of 10 crysts per job you do 2. A cool coat, plus a matching helmet that can be summoned at will 3. A position in a fun group, and it there are no prerequisites! Other than being involved in the Alleyverse. We can be hired to guard things, no questions asked. You can buy weapons from us. Weapons and equipment available for sale: Our services require only a small amount of pay. Oath for joining: I, [insert name here], swear that as a Sentinel, I will honor my contracts, my superiors, and not get my coat dirty. I also have accepted the terms and conditions of becoming a Sentinel. My military duties as a Sentinel come before commercial duties, and I will not make unauthorized agreements without permission. I hereby swear this Oath with the intent of becoming a Sentinel.

Sounds lit bro *snorts*

*Backs away slowly*

Muffins

Whatever though. FotS Trapper name: Third of Midday Vorin: Davad(Changed up my middle name a bit) Unkalaki: Lumuhukuaiakami'ehenialoki Shin: Davis-son-son-Allen (that is my middle name and my grandpa's first name) Korathi: Aeosan(Because I'm a daredevil, ie Brave) Returned: Legendwielder the Valiant (see above reasoning for brave) Kandra: DaStin(combo of mid and last names) Threnody: Valiance Rogue

@goody153 Obviously because A: An O: Obvious N: No-goodnick A: Attack Theory: Everyone in Warbreaker is secretly insane.

Hurt David, heal nobody cause everyone else is at 10. David - 7 Mizzy - 10 Elend - 10 God King - 10 Gavilar - 10 Dalinar - 10 Elhokar - 10 Sebarial - 10 Raoden - 10

Yeden.

Read, obviously.

Sell that. The Cosmere will end with Hoid Ascending to become Adonalsium.

I @BitBitio swear to defend the Alleyverse. I shall not use my position here to betray others, but to help cultivate the Alleyverse, to assist with its growth. I pledge my loyalty to the fate of the Alleyverse, and am ready to give up life and limb to defend it. I am a watcher on the wall, a guardian at the gate, a cultivator of destiny.