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I've been working on this one for a while! Not much else to say about it I suppose, so in we go! I hope you enjoy it. Welcome to the cosmere: have a look around Anything your perception shapes can and will be found We've got hundreds of worlds, some better, some worse I'd love to show it all off and I'm just gonna burst Welcome to the cosmere, there's no need for fright Would you like to hold a magic bird or else receive this spike? There's no use in panic - this won't lead to death, haha Just say yes, with Intent, and we'll do the rest Welcome to the cosmere, where d'you think you are? Of course there are no phones, no TV, certainly no cars Be Mistborn, be Radiant, be master of sand We've got a million ways to mess up your plans Welcome to the cosmere, put your cares aside Here's a tip for burning metals, here's a young skaa girl who died We got ashmounts, murder ghosts, and deadly highstorms And a bunch of secret societies Braize-bent on screwing it up for each other Welcome to the cosmere, hold on to your Light But don't let that light be fire or you'll die at night The shades are getting red-eyed, they're attracting more I think it's time for you to get off-world See your men be murdered, try to protest, now it's you who is stuck down in the slave carts, there is nothing you can do Start a rumor, see your doom and try to take it with some humor Or jump in a pit and duel four; death might loom, but it can't take your - Here's Odium making an offer You should kill your wife Here's a brand-new wonderful spren urging you to take a life Which Knight Radiant are you? Take this quirky quiz The Purelake has a virus, so please vaccinate your kids Could I interest you in Nahel bonds, all of the time Just a couple Nahel bonds, all of the time Nale is here to badger me, he thinks I'm doing crime Investiture and godhood all of the time Could I interest you in Nahel bonds, all of the time Just a couple Nahel bonds, all of the time Nale is here to badger me, he thinks I'm doing crime Investiture and godhood all of the time You know, it wasn't always like this... Rather a while ago - oh, it was sublime Right before the Shattering (when is lost to time) This was tamu keks, fainlife, a Dawnshard or two We wove our light, and every night, waited... And it's true, true, I'm sorry it's true The Shards are imperfect; some are Splintered too And they did all the things they swore they wouldn't do Now look at you, oh look at you: you, you You're bondable, spikable, you're magic now, people you wow, they haven't got a clue And if Trell is Autonomy we're prob'ly screwed It might be nothing...but Harmony's bluffing Ahahahahahahahahaha Could I interest you in Nahel bonds, all of the time Just a couple Nahel bonds, all of the time Nale is here to badger me, he thinks I'm doing crime Investiture and godhood all of the time Could I interest you in Nahel bonds, all of the time Just a couple Nahel bonds, all of the time Nale is here to badger me, he thinks I'm doing crime Investiture and godhood and Investiture and godhood and Investiture and godhood and all of the time

Sorry about that, I don't check my notifications every day. First impression, hmm...I liked your name. I don't remember where I first saw you, so my biggest overall impression was 'new person'. I know, I'm disappointing The fox says hehehehehehehehehehehehe arrrr eeeeeee rrrrrr hehehehehehe. (This channel has many adorable fox videos! I've learned things, too.)

1. What if you didn't have to see those people, though - they were off somewhere else and you never had to interact with them, or they'd gotten justice, or something that in the end meant you never had to see them again if you didn't want to. If the afterlife you were in was morally acceptable to you and you were with the people you cared about, not people you didn't, and it was according to your moral values, would you still hate it? 2. So what about those lighthouses you mentioned to me in your book?

I have moved this to Cosmere Discussion, as it seems to be better suited there.

Good luck! That does sound massively annoying and yet freeing at once. Is it the thing that you're doing for the thing? Ah wait no I know what you mean, it's The Thing. This made sense in my head. Anyway, good luck with that too, you've got this. You deserve the compliments, because you're incredible. Also hilarious.

Hey, Bit! Good to see you around! Ene waved hello.

you guys are cheating, nominate each other

Ene teased him about his crush on Kaladin. That's what friends were for, right?

All good, I checked the thread for it but I guess I didn't notice? Did you note that one here already?

Who chased after it to get it again.

*cracks neck* HI. I just read through all of the thread (fight me, you're interesting and a good writer) and from what I remember of the Kane Chronicles, Anubis/Anpu was actually portrayed as being a good person? Don't remember details, but I know he ended up nice. Hopefully in a way he's okay with. (Set was definitely a villain for some of the series, though.) Your epic death scene that I'm sure you remember writing after six years also made me think of a question: Will you forgive me for not having read Swift as Steel even though you sent it to me mooooonths ago? I always mean to and then I go off and read something else. Whoops. Where are you at in terms of progress there? I've seen you talking about Eva in #writing but I don't know if you're editing now, or working on a sequel, or what. What's your favorite candy? Do you prefer sociology or psychology? If a horde of monsters came through your window, what kind of monster would you want them to be?

*hugs* You are definitely, absolutely valid and not selfish to be feeling these things. I hope things get better for your and your brother soon.

So the second-place runner ended up winning:

Hey, welcome!

Hey, welcome to the Shard! Hope you enjoy the books!

Bigfoot, meanwhile, was in dead last.

Mister Kindly, the absurdly adorable abomination (not), you'd better finish potion-making, or else I might just cause another deadly potato pie explosion extravaganza occurrence.

The mandra named Fifth overtook all of them.

The one named Second was in the lead.

I think maybe Aspiration. Close to Ambition, but with some drive to get things done, good things, aspirations to help people. Maybe that? I dunno if that conveys both what I want and what I worry about.

Hmm...going by canon ones, or anything at all?