I think I am here.

Hmm, then maybe "I exchanged for food." Would work more. You're not saying "I exchanged food" Because your not giving food for food, but saying "I exchanged for food" would work better I think. Saying you ordered food, and on the flip-side saying you served some food creates two types of people: The orderers and servers, which gives a lot of assumption over who's superior. We should all say "I exchanged for food" instead.

Butt then had an existential crisis, and starting referring to himself as 'The Great Buttocks"

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration hits Rashan. Fabrials. He immediately runs to Nei'an, his partner at Al's Fabrials, and tells him the machine he's imagined. 'Do you think it's possible?" He asks. (I've PMd @Gancho Libre the idea. I can't say it here, because that would ruin the surprise! )

It's my first SE, and this looks interesting, so I'll sign up. I'll go as Itiah. He's observant, thoughmostly silent, and he's curious what Luthadel has to offer.

Rahsan watches as Esha continues. He has no idea how he expects to win. He asks around for ideas. (Gancho help me out here)

So @King Cole would you like to join?

Cool! Though any guild to guild alliances must be done with the leader of that guild to me. I'll add you to the PM straight away.

Let's be honest here. You're tired from all of the Alleyverse drama, it's secrets. From the undercover hemalurgy to the assassin informants to the secret calls to war, it seems there is truly no guild where people don't have secrets. So that's where we come in. Al's Fabrials is a brand-new Alleyverse guild where there are no secrets. Similarly to how the Canton of Combat would theorise fights styles, we pride ourselves in Fabrial theorising. You may think of us as the Engineers of the Alleyverse. Just reply saying you want to join and you can be a part of our fabrial projects. Ever wanted to see if a remotely controlled drone wielding a flameless flamethrower was possible? Now you can! Al's Fabrials can make an alliance with any guild, but the alliance must be public! No secrets! If you would like to buy some of our fabrial projects for your guild, you may state so below and you will get a PM listing our products. We will sell them for gemstones, so that we can make more Fabrials with the profits. All in all, we're a happy fabrial company of talented Artifabrians who just want to theorise on Fabrials, make Fabrials, and sell Fabrials. No. Secrets. Join now.

Funny thing, my friend would keep asking me to read Steelheart and I would say I've seen superpowers done a thousand times and then eventually I read it. Then, I read The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson. You've probably never heard of it.

When we say "I ordered food" we dont really notice we use the word 'ordered', which is pretty much like the word 'demanded' except no one says "i demanded food" because thats being a spoiled brat but we say "i ordered food" like its better because we know we will get it eventually. We do it to make it sound like we are superior to the person giving us food, or maybe thats how it started. Anway, we should all say "i requested some food" it works much nicer. Just a random thought

Then, pineapples.

Rashan's lasoo realizes its not holding onto anything anymore, and Rashan starts plummeting to ground. Damnation, Rashan thinks. I'm going to die. He calls out to Esha in an attempt to guilt-trip her. "Hey! I don't know what your ideals are, but aren't you supposed to be saving people? Well, I'm about to die so good luck having that on your conscious!"

Rashan recovers from hia drunkedness and realizes the race has already started. Knowing he can't beat someone who can both fly and teleport, he retreives a lasoo from the stables and, climbing a building, manages to get it around Esha. He jumps of the building, and her flight allows for him to trail on. Stormfather, he thinks. This is what I get for starting a race drunk.

Uh, just one more time, how do we know Kidpen here didn't just make all of this up? He could have very easily seen @PrinceDusty Join TUBA and then make what he showed us up. I mean, just look at what he's written and match it up with what he's written before. The stuff Kidpen has shown is written in his own style for storms sake. All you have to do is look at some of the other stuff Kidpen has written and you'll see the similarity immediately.

Rashan, still under violet wines influence, signals to Esha to let the race begin. He lines up at the starting point, despite being full-out drunk "Leeeet there rrace bbbeeeegggiin."

"No on non" Rashan says. "Wer still. Raging but. R I become not Dem."

Sad his stick broke, Rashan downs some violet wine. "o don't what happeneneed. To too three raceve." He spouts out gibberish.

So, someone could just break a couple of your bones, leave you incapacitated and they would win?

Rashan continues to poke, tapping speed so that he can poke faster and faster, till his arm becomes a blur.

@kenod So your person's only strength is that he can't be killed through traditional means?

Rashan pokes it with a stick.

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