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  1. I think I am here.
    The Swedeomancer danced like crazy as he called up for backuip. Suddenly, a tsunami of Denmarkoloss burst from the wall and started to preform aggressive jazz pieces. There was no stopping them, they were in a dance-frenzy. But there was more. Walking in like they owned the place was the Chinawakeners. They immediately broke into Chinese Death Metal, Awakening their instruments with the Command to be more awesome. They were followed by the New Zealifeless, ancient ressurected Maori warriors, who immediately went into a haka. Sheep came as well. “Hello,” a voice came as men in fancy tophats swarmed the battlefield. “I heard you were having a party without us, so we invited ourselves in.” The Briturned quickly got to work. This barrier was going to collapse, whether it liked it or not.
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    “I think so, but how are we going to market ‘Odium Loops’?”
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    I feel the pain
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    The Swedes continued smashing into the barrier, dying. None were left, except for one. He wore two hats. As the Swedeomancer began his runic Swedish chant (which involved dancing to Swedish pop music) a faint voice could be heard on the horizon. “Boss Battle”
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    Lusk didn't walk to Volgon Street, no, he strolled, a grand stroll, with lots of authority packed in it. He went in a ebony black suit with a tie to astound, coupled with polished black Oxfords. He knocked on the house advertised in the ad, and saw some other people doing things outside. Ugh. Lusk had to do important things. He wondered how well the owner would take to his power. Well, they had said any allomantic or feruchemic power, and while Lusk's was particularly useless, he couldn't say it wasn't a power. Lusk was an Atium Ferring.
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    Maybe it’s aliveness has something to do with the mysterious ‘eyes’?
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    Oh... like ice-cream? THE PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE
  9. I think I am here.

    I know you’re thinking of posting on the Last Post Wins thread, Gancho.

    Don’t do it...

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      I think I am here.

      ;)

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      Gancho Libre

      I'm comin...

  10. I think I am here.
    Alask interjected. “There are certain wounds,” he said carefully. “That are harder to heal than the average bruise. Spiritual damage in particular, nasty stuff. Almost unhealable.” He, of course, left out how he knew this. How he’d searched for years for a cure to his own ailment. No one would go near the guy with a Shade for a soul. “Or so the rumours say.” He added. @Karnatheon
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    Blade Close Up (side 1)
    The user who posted this made an awesome Mistborn suit (picture in the gallery) and these are parts of it, specifically the daggers. (@dominic_a
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    Another Swedish man appeared. “So you’re like that guy from Confinement?” He asked, knowing most likely no one would get his reference. He promptly dissipated into water droplets.
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    The man was vaporised instantly. Then another man burst from the wall, charging at the barrier, yelling in Swedish. And then another. And another. And suddenly it was an army of angry Swedish people charging the barrier. Some of them wore Swedish hats.
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    And he’s already insane? Yup, I vote this character to be made. It will be fun having another minion.
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    White Sand. Not that I don’t like White Sand, I just like everything else better They’ve found me out. No. I am behind on video games, since I don’t really play a lot. When I do, it’s usually continuing my 2 year play of Assassin’s Creed 4. A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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    Awesome! Wait, what’s snow? JUMANJI!
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    Suddenly, a man burst from the wall and charged at the barrier, yelling in Swedish.
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    “And one more question,” Max interjected before Aurell could speak. “When have you seen ‘your old man’ getting hurt? Any specific circumstances where he’s gotten injured?” Using what smidge of nicrosil Max still had after Oasis, he Rioted trust in Aurell. It was a very light Riot - Max couldn’t make it any stronger - but it was all they had. He really needed to get back in the habit of using metal vials. @Mraize
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    Max looked at the lady with the sniper rifle. Aurell, she said her name was. “I’m Max.” Max said flatly, sticking a thumb to himself, then pointing to Althea. “And that’s Althea. Excuse if I’m not my usual self but I’ve gone insane, killed a lot of people and fought an evil Epic. And I’m hungry. Pleased to meet you too.”
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    YAHTZEE!
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    "Bishop to pawn, you're blocking me. I need to go and you're blocking me." "But I am a pawn. I will stay and be a pawn." "No, yeah but blocking me. I need to be in this fight." "Why don't you just go around me? BOOP BOOP I'm a pawn." "I can only go diagonally." "That's stupid." "More stupid than only being able to move forward and only attracting one space diagonally in front?" "Touché, I'm mo- Oh, another pawn just moved directly ahead of me. Looks like I'm stuck here for the rest of the game until the Queen picks me off and so are you." Check.
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    "Get out of my head." Max winced. This mental link between Solace, Althea and him must have meant that any mental talking could be heard by everyone in the link. So by challenging Solace he'd also had Althea listen, and after last time, it was probably not a good idea get into her head again. Max quit the link. "Solace!" He yelled, this time out loud. "You don't have to kill!" Max stepped forward, Sethramir glowing, "Final chance," @Sorana @Mraize
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    Yep *Huge intake of breath*
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    Is this is a necro? surely not, there’s questions to be answered! Um, probably start breaking things, maybe catch a duck or two and research non-stop on how to bring dinosaurs back from extinction. But yeah, break things. 5 year-old me was an angry toddler. The entire 50 Shades series, and a book “How to make your kids do anything!” Oh no. Most of my jokes are usually based on the situation, and I just sort of think stuff, but if it comes to telling a rehearsed joke, I usually try to make it so bad they laugh at the cringe. A man walks into a bar. He says “Ow”. I started something similar in a school I used to go to. We made a cult about chasing people down and taking off their shoes and then tapping on the head with a special stick (this was initiation). It fit in nicely with the mafia group we had going on at the time too. But, if your talking a specific cult, probably the cult of bringing back dinosaurs through ritualistic means some things never change.
  25. I think I am here.
    (Also, I like how your only options are ‘yes’ and ‘yes’ because you know if given the option majority of the people would vote ‘no’ .)
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