Ah, I'm sorry, but you seem not to have followed correct protocol. You see, you were supposed to say hi in both the title and the content, and it was supposed to be either the only word of the title or the fourth syllable and third word. I'm willing to let it by with a warning this time, but make sure to read the rules that I just made up and have never been posted.
(kidding, obviously)
Which books have you read?