Kidpen

Argent has blessed your introduction thread. That means it is a shiny thread. You should use your master sphere to make sure it doesn't get away.

But Butt butted into Brandy who was making Butt the butt of his Butt butt jokes.

I see nothing, but I presume it's my first RP post.

Upon reading this, Daan fell to his knees in worship. "Oh great Domi, I meant nothing by it, you are truly so merciful and wonderful and fantastic! Oh, and Jaddeth too! Yep! Jaddeth is so great! MmmmHmmmmm. All the gods are fantastic. please don't kill me I like being alive."

For being a great rper and being very active all over the site.

Kidpen notices that we're doing rangers apprentice, so thinking is always a dangerous pasttime.

Noooo! Obviously the spirits are on the side of domi. Edit: also, are you saying darkness turns you on?

Or we could lynch Darkness. I don't know why. i'll probably change it and try and decide on an actual lynch candidate before the end of the cycle, but maybe not. Who knows?

Gosh dang it, this is literally the same thing that got me lynched in the AN.

Oh, by the way, I will have to out for this next round unfortunately if it happens soon.

Alright, time to make a post. I find it difficult to understand the faction list posting debate, but my main problem with it is that chances are high that the spirits started in a faction, and if they did then the spirits will be able to easily know how to get someone into each of our docs. That's not a huge gain, but it's enough that I'm hesitant to post faction lists. I do think that normally we should always lynch C1, but for a couple reasons, including a complete lack of suspicious, I'll join with Coop and vote for A Joe in the Bush. I doubt it's going to do anything particularly helpful, but I think it's more likely to be helpful (or entertaining) then lynching almost at random.

Also, Silva is a lyre.

Granted, but @Queen Elsa Steelheart sues you for copyright infringement. I wish for order of the stick every day.

Mahz stepped into the shack, looking around nervously. There was an old woman with glasses sitting at the table in the center of the room across from him. He sat down and stared awkwardly at the woman for several minutes. Finally, he decided to break the silence. "Can you tell me where I am?" The old lady chuckled. "Of course. But first, allow me to ask you why you've come here?" This didn't make Mahz any less confused. But he knew what the answer had to be. "I'm here to gain the power to kill the person who murdered my brother." The woman smiled. "Well in that case, I think we can help. I'm here to offer you a job. We'll train you for about six months, and then let you go out on your own to complete it-although with all of our resources at your disposal, of course." "Will that give me enough power?" "Oh no, of course not. That man was trained personally by Nalan, whatever training or resources we could give you in six months wouldn't be nearly enough. But once you succeed on our mission, it will be just about the easiest thing you've ever done." Mahz smiled. "Alright. What am I doing?" "Many years ago, a powerful man trapped himself in with an equally powerful being. We believe we've found a way to control this being. Now all we need is for someone to let it out."

Accurate. @Life&Death What specific epic technology?

So I had a stubbed pinkie. If we're using personal pronouns, everybody gets to.

Hello! I don't have much to say, so take some RP instead! *** Daan walked on the muck covered streets of Elantris, searching for some poor soul to save. His eyes landing on a young man rocking back and forth on the corner of the street, he walked over. "Golden hair... golden golden hair like the sun. Golden hair like the sun." "Poor man. Diminished to talking nonsense. Allow me to help you." At this, Daan slung the man over his shoulder and brought him inside his home. Piling the firewood together and striking the firestarter he had found here, the wood burst into flames. Gently, he placed the young man on top of the flame. He didn't stop chanting until he had dissolved into ashes. "Goodbye. With luck, you have passed on to another realm."

It was actually Spanish through the power of non bolded posts.

Happy bday @Ark1002

Awesome! *tries to think of a question* What male cosmere character would do the best imitating Valette?

Lightweaver. I feel a bit like a jerk sharing this, but I also feel obligated to: That was where Hoid's spren came from. I think it fits rather well, personally.

Then they discovered the concept of homophones.