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Gancho Libre

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  1. no. at this point, I doubt I ever will be. er, well, yes, I will, one day, be older, smarter, and intelligenter than now, but never enough to follow what is happening here.
  2. A gigantic mushroom materializes in the center of wherever the part is taking place. It promptly explodes, the fragments turning into baby sea lions.
  3. maybe one day, when i'm older, wiser, interlligenter, and smarter, I'll understand what is happening here.
  4. It is very good for incineration, but, like other magic systems in the Cosmere, there is always a grave cost to the power.
  5. Unfortunately, their plans failed. Not only is Nightblood incapable of shattering things (everything he touches disintegrates) but Butt just incinerated both of them with... magic.
  6. Unfortunately, that was unrelevant. "What?" Butt asked. "How could that possibly be unrelevant? I'm Adonalsium! That's important!"
  7. Naermen sighed. "The second I learn my powers, I'm dueled," She closed her eyes in concentration, feeling her Verdant Aether growing, twisting, enveloping the arm it lived on. She kept her eyes closed. No longer for concentration, but to ward against the pain. It was brilliant, terrible pain. In light of the Cosmere, it was nothing, but in light of herself, it was everything. Her arm was charred to a crisp by burning fire, severed slowly and painfully, agonizingly sprouted out of her body once more, and suffered this treatment again and again in an endless loop of pain. However, it wasn't only terrible. she had learned how to use this pain. Her body wanted nothing more than to let the Verdant go. And Naermen didn't stop it. In an instant, Naermen had sent a giant sphere of wriggling vines in her enemy's direction.
  8. i'd go for Elantris!
  9. it was the most epic, unrelevant tea party in the entire Cosmere.
  10. Alrighty, everyone! June has officially ended, and with it goes a guarantee that any future songs suggested will be included in the album you may still post, but because of the way I am arranging it, I may not be able to put it in. Thanks to everyone who has contributed!
  11. The stormfather sighed, because their marriage ruined the whole 'I will never love again' feeling. It quite ruined the moment.
  12. Then he wiped another single tear. These two single tears decided to quit being single and marry.
  13. So Butt ran away, screaming. He had tangled with love before, with his beloved Pineapple. He had ended up eating said Pineapple and swore never again to meddle with such things.
  14. Then he remembered that ghanderflaffles are, genetically, something of a grotesque creature to the eyes of humans. And, as they smell terrible, Butt soon found himself crying for a different reason.
  15. In order to be remembered, a ghanderflaffle somersaulted into the fray.
  16. I will preserve what is right and eat what is left. I will never taint any preserves with anything that does not belong. I will never fill any jellied donuts with hemalurgic spikes. I will always eat preserved food when possible. I like pickles. those last forever, and they can come canned, so I hope they count. if not, there are always others. I would like the join TBOP!
  17. mayhaps i join as well?
  18. well, that was fun. howd that even happen? i'm not gonna lie, that was great.
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