Jump to content

Gancho Libre

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    2998

  • Joined

  • Last visited

 Content Type 

Everything posted by Gancho Libre

  1. Gancho Libre
    Why are there dinosaurs?
  2. Gancho Libre
    So the Stormfather called upon the last of his hopes, a hope he had been wanting to avoid...
  3. Gancho Libre
    "You should have aimed for the goat,"
  4. Gancho Libre
    259: if you are a side character, never be more powerful than the main character if there is any type of grudge between you, because if the main character does get taken over (see 257.b.) then all those bad feelings will get ya killed. 260: if you are more powerful than the main character, it is best to develop a hefty weakness. Such as stupidity... or... a missing limb.
  5. Gancho Libre
    Oh, I'll go stormlight all the way. For the sole reason that standing on a wall would be awesome.
  6. Gancho Libre
    No offense to any of those series, of course.
  7. Gancho Libre
    But FedEx was closed that day so the spren couldn't be shipped.
  8. Gancho Libre
    Star Wars Original Trilogy: Inheritance Cycle: Harry Potter Series: Lord of the Rings Trilogy: Alcatraz vs the Evil Librarians Series Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series:
  9. Gancho Libre
    sure! but i'll need to know what It is and where the battle should take place, along with who should win.
  10. Gancho Libre
    Ioc rubbed it's hands together. It was almost done. It was working. Not 'it' as in, well, Ioc. But 'it' as in the thing it was making. 'You're making this two confusing,' Prefrontal Cortex said. 'I think you meant 'too' not 'two',' Subconscious said smugly. 'Now that's not fair,' Prefrontal Cortex said. 'You can't just imagine me saying 'two' then say I'm wrong!' 'I didn't!' Subconscious replied. 'I can hear spelling!' 'Yeah, you can hear mine!' Prefrontal replied. 'Because we don't exist, and you choose how we spell stuff!' 'Would I lie to you?' Subconscious asked. There was a pause. 'YES, YOU WOULD!' Prefrontal Cortex screamed. 'ALL THE TIME!' 'Someone shut him up,' Subconscious ordered. 'Why don't you just do it?" Association Cortex asked. 'I mean, you're in charge of us, right?' 'Good point," Subconscious said as it muted Prefrontal Cortex. 'Now, hush, I have work to do,' Ioc finished, then stepped back, rubbing its hands again. It was done. The object and the being. Ioc gathered up all of the little spheres in its hands, then teleported to the Alleyverse Post Office. "Hello," it said. "I'd like one of these delivered to every Alleyverse character. it will allow them to call upon my presence at any time. All they have to do is rub it a bit. Thanks!" Ioc left.
  11. Gancho Libre
    However, Kyle found that these were bad for business. So he and Butt teamed up to bankrupt Sebarial.
  12. Gancho Libre
    257.f. Unless the only way to be freed from the dreams is to die in them. I know it's weird, but I've seen it happen.
  13. Gancho Libre
    Ioc teleported back to the Waystop. "Hey, has anyone seen my giant ship?" It asked. "I could just teleport, but that isn't very fun, so I need the ship,"
  14. Gancho Libre
    Ioc did a double take. Were those Infinity Stones in the steering wheel?
  15. Gancho Libre
    YES!!! alternately: The Dark Knight: The Dark Knight Rises:
  16. Gancho Libre
    Inception: Interstellar: Batman Begins:
  17. Gancho Libre
    257.b. OR you are gonna be the new host for a Dark Lord parasitic entrance into your mind. The thing is, you never know between these two until the climax. So, uh, good luck. 257.c. Regardless, at the first opportunity TELL ANY NEARBY FIGURES OF IMPORTANCE ABOUT THESE DREAMS. There is absolutely NO reasoning that should prevent this, because if you keep this secret, then the case will most certainly be 257.b. 257.d. However, never tell any strangers about these dreams if they ask you about it, cuz that's just dumb.
  18. Gancho Libre
    Right. Gotcha.
  19. Gancho Libre
    Kyle used these to nuke master Guko.
  20. Gancho Libre
    Ioc froze as something yanked the sorcerer away. Then, it sighed. "Why does that always happen?" it asked. "Oh, well, I'll have to find the volleyball myself,"
  21. Gancho Libre
    253: Don't be too sad if someone close to you gets captured/killed/absorbed into the entity on the opposite side of the conflict, because as it happens they most likely planned for that to happen and their death will help you bring down/kill/capture said entity.
  22. Gancho Libre
    oh, whoops, sorry. Didn't see that. The black sphere is a Type IV Awakened Object with the command to 'Be Uncommonly Theorized,'
  23. Gancho Libre
    Ioc stepped up the weird DeLorean car made of waffles and took a big bite.
  24. Gancho Libre
    Ioc frowned. It had asked the sorcerer a question, but he hadn't responded. That was kinda freaky. Ioc was getting a little nervous... @Grey Knight
  25. Gancho Libre
    like a battle? I'm willing...
×
×
  • Create New...