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    Butt used Time travel to prepare for the Silly Walk War by training his pinky toe.
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    ok. so lemme get this straight: There was a big was (during the 16 year peace?) and the winter siege was the first battle. Right now, we're flashing out the first battle. Right?
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    Raoden had laughed when Galladon had shared the news. So that was why Galladon felt self-conscious about the entire thing.
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    Ioc sighed, Nobody was going to give it 100 eggnogs. It was for the best, though. It hated eggnog. It just tasted... wrong. But Ioc was not a being to ignore peer pressure. so, it had gone with the flow of popular opinion and ordered eggnog. Oh, well. At least it now had an excuse to not drink eggnog. Ioc watched as a shiny car made of waffles rolled in. Sigh. It supposed it could settle from some waffles. Ioc began walking towards the car, grabbing a fork from one of the tables and half-heartedly licking its lips.
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    The black sphere is that thing in LOTR that lets people see everything. The black sphere is an inflatable boat powered by lawn mowers. The black sphere is General Chaos from the Chaos Legion.
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    Because Galladon faintly remembered a traumatic experience early in his life that involved bread.
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    247: If you think you know everything about any topic, and you share that information with a college, it is wise to immediately forget everything you know about that topic and approach it from a totally different and previously unseen angle. 248: In the event that you think you know everything about any topic, it is safe to assume that the enemy's plan uses that information (see above about unseen angles) to complete their dastardly evil ruinating plan.
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    243: If a side character lets on that something in the world might be different than the way people view it, don't ignore their advice. THEY ARE ALWAYS RIGHT.
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    Ioc stared at the Sorcerer. "Uh... it's not like I didn't know where it was, silly guy. I do. It's floating in Earth's Pacific Ocean. However, attacking that fortress does sound fun, I will say..." Ioc trailed off. "Wait a minute. You're refusing my offer to help me on my quest! Protagonists can't do that!" Ioc paused. "Are you a protagonist?" @Grey Knight
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    Which are Dakhor monks but instead of warped bones they have... bread.
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    232: keep in mind that there is no such thing as a 'coincidence or an 'honest mistake'. If anyone with mediocre intelligence does something, there is an all-consuming purpose. 233: Unless that person gives a good excuse for acting strangely later in the book. 234: Unless they are lying and they really did mess up. 235: unless that's what they want you to think, so they can continue with their all-consuming plan. 236: Also, if there is anyone who knows more than they should, it is because a ) they are dealing with the enemy or b ) they are the real masterminds.
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    This caused General Chaos... to appear.
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    But soon one troublemaker set up a game called 'Pin the tentacle on the ghanderflaffle', a game which the ghanderflaffl;e deemed as 'not nice'.
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    The black sphere is the void in all of us.
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    "What say you?" Ioc asked in a ridiculously deep voice. It sounded like it was trying to imitate some kind of nuclear warhead, which was odd, because if one wanted to imitate one of those, they'd split themselves in half, then explode, then implode. @Grey Knight
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    Ioc reappeared in the Craftsman Place, covered in blood and koloss. "Sorry about the mess," Ioc said. "It's rather a funny story. I get to the bank, go to my bank vault, and what do i see? about 500 kolos guarding it. I'm thinking, 'hey, those koloss is gonna steal me stuff!', well, actually I said that aloud. Then those koloss turned towards me and started attacking me, so I had to kill all of them. In the middle of the battle, I realized I was unconsciously hutting off all of them heads, so I resolved to do that to all of them. Once it was done, I removed the bodies and placed the heads upright on the floor so it would look like the koloss sank into the ground. That is except for the blood. Huh. I'm just realizing, maybe they won't fall for it. So, anyway, I was pretty happy, cuz then the jerk who put a bunch of koloss in front of my vault would be super conbamboozled. Anyway I go to the vault, and I try to open it, but the jerk darn switched my lock! I was there for ten hours, going through every single possibility with F-speed, when I got bored and just ripped the front off. And you know what? It was empty! So, I go raise the alarm that my vault was stolen, and I lead some security guys to the place of the scene, and this clerk comes and says to me, 'This ain't your vault,' Ioc grinned. 'So, it seemed that I did all that for nothing! My vault was one over. So, I opened it up and left before the jerk could come back and realize I ransacked his money place," So, Ioc inserted 50 chrysts into the lockbox, pulled out the watch and disappeared in a flash of beige.
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    And suddenly, all was right with the universe. The ghanderflaffle even came back to life to celebrate in the universe-wide party.
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    "alrighty. I'll be right back with the money!" Ioc yelled, then dissapeared in a flash of beige.
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    Well, technically, they didn't begin mourning at that moment. The mourning that mourning began with the Monster Mash. As the dance was danced, the morning began, and it seemed the mourning followed it. However, it was apparent that their mourning did not cause the morning, because the sun did that, but the mourning that morning was so exceedingly mournful that everyone felt at though their mourning had begun the morning. And they all thought it was a fitting way to begin their Monday morning.
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    Soulcasting fabrial: exist in this realm Waffle: sustain me Headband: become sentient (Who wouldn;t want a sentient headband?)
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    The black sphere knows karate. The black sphere won the 2019 marbleympics. The black sphere let the dogs out. The black sphere is the Shard of Misdirection. The black sphere is ominous. The black sphere is a stick. The black sphere is not fire. The black sphere is an object of some curiosity in the Two Dimensional Realm. The black sphere is the Philosopher's Stone. The black sphere is the Sorcerer's Stone The black sphere is a stone. The black sphere is a rock. The black sphere is Rock. The black sphere is The Rock. The black sphere is a mystery everyone knows but either cannot comprehend or cannot be dealt with. The black sphere enjoys that it is the center of attention. It's plans count on it. Ahem.
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    I feel ya.
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    Then the ghanderflaffle realized that it didn't like being classified as a monster. It is, after all, a highly sentient creature and holds itself as a species of higher intelligence than humans. "But we didn't call you a monster!" Butt insisted. "Monster Mash is just a dance!"
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    "It's just has too count three seconds, then start over. It doesn't have to be fabrial, that was just my suggestion. When can you be ready? I'm willing to pay," Ioc said. @MacThorstenson
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    Welcome! I hope you have a good experience here!
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