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Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 387973120 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 431556912 bytes) in Unknown on line 0 But what is color other than reflected light?
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Guess what? My dad, of all people, just pointed out something about Elantrians. Before the "map" was fixed, guess what color their skin was? GREY! Elantris spoilers Oy. Lots'a grey goin' 'round the cosmere.
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Cosmere puns (Again)
Glaring at the Survivor replied to Voidus's topic in General Brandon Discussion
You must be Peaceful. I mean, you aren't Yolen at anyone, that's clear as White Sand. So, Shallan be off then? It seems you've yet to Return. -
Cosmere puns (Again)
Glaring at the Survivor replied to Voidus's topic in General Brandon Discussion
I'm sorry, Psymon. (I didnt do it, though!) Well, I just helped Ruin the Harmony, all to Preserve your reputation. Now, please, submit to my Dominion or I must Ruin you... Wow, I keep being Pulled back to Ruin-atious thoughts. -
Cosmere puns (Again)
Glaring at the Survivor replied to Voidus's topic in General Brandon Discussion
Alas, but I Mist Ruin the Harmony with Wit! Unless you think to Preserve my sense of destruction by Dominion over me, in which case I think I will have to Invest you with Odious thoughts until you Shaod be taken by the Aon-noying Elantrians. -
Cosmere puns (Again)
Glaring at the Survivor replied to Voidus's topic in General Brandon Discussion
I think I need to shut up. *Does random lashings* There we go! -
Cosmere puns (Again)
Glaring at the Survivor replied to Voidus's topic in General Brandon Discussion
Better your mind than your eyes! My Bones Order me to fix this! Edit: I suppose now it's time to look around Ahlstrom Square and see if we can find Pewter! I bet he has a few good puns! -
Cosmere puns (Again)
Glaring at the Survivor replied to Voidus's topic in General Brandon Discussion
You must tin a blind eye. Cover it with an eyepatch and desert your post! CoughcoughGazcoughcough, -
Cosmere puns (Again)
Glaring at the Survivor replied to Voidus's topic in General Brandon Discussion
We'll have to wait and see. Unless you Trust us enough to leave and Return later. -
Cosmere puns (Again)
Glaring at the Survivor replied to Voidus's topic in General Brandon Discussion
Couldn't a computer be considered a metal mind? And thats metal, right? (Edit) Unless we fall out of Harmony and the memory is Ruined. -
Cosmere puns (Again)
Glaring at the Survivor replied to Voidus's topic in General Brandon Discussion
Seems like your puns are Spren thin, shall I Endow you with more? I hope these messy puns don't feel like Spikes to your brain, burning your eyes as they do mine. Although, if they do, I suppose I could just Shatter your Intent and steal it as my own, since you wont be able to write it out. But that's thieving, right? Maybe I'll borrow them. Mind if I have that hat, too? Looks lucky. No, I don't want to hear you sing as well. Aah, that is not very Harmony-ous. It has Ruined my ability to Preserve my ears. No! Every time you use your Breath something terrible happens. Thank you. Now I must give you a small Splinter of my gratitude. Take this piece of metal. No! Don't eat it. That'll Ruin you as sure as anything! I seem to have run dry. I'll have to b'Aon back to the Shardpool to gather more quips of Wit-tiness. Maybe I'll Forge your signature into a Stamp and imprint that image into your Soul when I return, to change the way you view yourself--like a heroic picture can do. But don't feel Odious to me! I'll Return! Edit: Yeah, I hope they aren't so Scary they make ya drial. You may have to stop burning tin. -
Maybe Hoid knew Adonalsium well, or one of Adonalsium's Shards, and they gave him a Spren to Bind with.
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What happened to Sadeas? (Joke theories topic)
Glaring at the Survivor replied to Lightflame's topic in Stormlight Archive
Ialai (Sadeas's wife) murdered him. Of course, if anyone saw her with Oathbringer, they'd know it was her. So she threw it at one of her servants who was wearing an awful lot of stormlight. The stormlight turned Oathbringer, Ivory's brother, into a spren enough to soulcast one last time. Oathbringer didnt want to burn out the servants eyes, so he soulcast her into stone and carved a flowerpot out of her. Then he planted himself in it. -
Would this Monday be okay for me? I've finally planned out a decent progression... so I'm back... Yay!
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Adolin talking to his sword.
Glaring at the Survivor replied to bdoble97's topic in Stormlight Archive
I will heal those who have been broken. Aww yeah man -
Can anyone PM me whats going on? Sorry, I'm clueless. Uh... MBT spoilers
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I think this is one of those... cracks in the walls between worlds. Something seeped through, and to those on either side alone there is nothing that interesting about it, but to Those that Travel, it is an... interesting motion. I'm actually wondering if (Hoed) Hoid started the whole thing.
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Spreading the Word of Brandon
Glaring at the Survivor replied to Maffu17's topic in Stormlight Archive
I got someone to read the SA. He had read Mistborn first, though. He is not very cosmere-aware, though. And he hasn't even read Warbreaker! -
Chicago Steelheart Signing #2 (Wheeling)
Glaring at the Survivor replied to Argent's topic in Events and Signings
Has anyone asked him if there are Shards that we don't know of on any Shardworlds we have already seen? Brought up because of a certain question I can't find anymore. I know I saw it though... -
Syl: "But I've helped men kill before."
Glaring at the Survivor replied to aheerema's topic in Stormlight Archive
I think the Stormfather at least slightly Splintered (is that the right word) and part of him made Syl. So Syl did survive the Recreance, but as the Stormfather as opposed to as herself. Then the Stormfather Splintered(?) and made her, along with a few more of that kind of spren. No reason - in fact, there's probably a bunch of evidence I'm wrong (I can think of some already) but if would be… interesting. -
Is Shallan pre-disposed toward alcoholism?
Glaring at the Survivor replied to Seloun's topic in Stormlight Archive
Red is probably between the two (orange and violet) since it is a color between those two on the color wheel (orange is red and yellow, violet AKA purple is red and blue). They both contain some of the color red itself, so I assume red is in between... @The person that ninja'd me: I thought yellow was less intoxicating than orange? -
I think what happened was she transported the knife as it almost-hit her, and soulcast the blood. And I doubt Jasnah didn't expect this, at least somewhat.
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Feruchemy? Hemalurgy?I didn't read book three, and got only halfway through book two, but I don't think those are ... ingested—is that the right word?—are they? Probably can do it normally too... But doesn't know/know how.Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 387973120 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 482822448 bytes) in Unknown on line 0 Edit: ninja'd...
