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My last name is Weiss and I wanted to make a cosmere related username with it, so I put Warbreaker and Weiss together because I thought it sounded cool (Also because I literally couldn't think of anything and the usernames I came up with started getting progressively worse).

I don't have a smartphone either, so the school computers were pretty much my only connection to the Shard during school hours. I haven't been on the Shard in a few weeks because now I don't have any way to not so stealthily sneak into the computer lab and log into my account. I've tried Incognito also, and the school blocked me in that too. They're very concerned when it comes to me finding a way to gain access to a website about fantasy books (Personally, I think the evil librarians who roam the library have something to do with it. They know I've read Alcatraz's books and I know their secrets ).

When you're the reason 17th Shard has been blocked from all the computers in the school library. (I went in the library a few times during lunch to go on the Shard and the school must have seen it, because a week later the website was blocked on all the computers with a warning that said it wasn't "educational" and I'd been denied access.)

While I agree with most of what you said, I'm not sure I'd like to fall asleep with a massive fourth Stormlight book pounding into my skull. That sounds painful...

That's not as satisfying as being able to hold the book and pet it

When you have dreams that the 4th Stormlight book is released during the zombie apocalypse, and in your dream you go outside with a gun, risk your life, and shoot zombies while on your way to Barnes and Noble to buy the new book.

When someone asks you if you want an "icebreaker" and you become really confused because you hear it as "Skybreaker".

Watch the last scene of Rogue One. The answers you seek shall come to you, and Vader will be crowned the "best villain". (Sorry, Kylo fans. I'm a passionate Vader supporter.)

Funny thing was, that story was the only time I actually had stopped writing Warrior cat fan fiction and created something on my own.

When you actually freak out because you were looking at your trash on Google Drive and find an old story idea from three years ago (before I read my first Sanderson book) and inside of it was a quote from a character who was referring to her brother and part of the quote said "Calavar is dead". I scrolled down even more and apparently Calavar's name was taken from a word in a fictional language I made that translates to "honor". So ten-year old me technically had a Stormlight quote in a story without even knowing who Brandon Sanderson was

When your little sister wanted you to make a Roblox account so you could play games with her and this is what happens:

I'm watching the Two Towers extended edition because Lord of the Rings makes me happy....

I just finished Six of Crows, and I've barely started Crooked Kingdom.

When you have a dream about Jasnah being your substitute teacher for history class. (That was a really strange dream. For some reason Jasnah took us to Chuck E. Cheese for a field trip after teaching a lesson on George Washington and Odium sent demonic-looking yellow birds to attack us. After the battle with yellow birds, Jasnah took us to Shadesmar and in my dream the sea of beads had been replaced with those ball pit things. I have no idea what inspired this dream, but it was very vivid and it keeps coming back in my memories.)

I'm reading The Princess Bride because I've never read it even though I've watched the movie. I'm probably going to read Ready Player One afterwards.

I got a total of 23 books this year, 5 of which were the Alcatraz books (which I haven't read yet). I also got a stuffed Porg, which I have named Vasher and placed on top of my mass market paperbacks of WoK, WoR, and Warbreaker.

I've been planning on reading the book for a while, and I didn't have any idea they were making a movie about it until a few months ago. I've seen the trailer and I think it's pretty cool, so I'll probably get to reading the book pretty soon

Favorite book: Deathly Hallows! I remember being so addicted to that book that I read 500 pages on Christmas Eve while everyone else was eagerly awaiting Christmas. Favorite Character: I'm not really sure I have a favorite (they're all great).... I really like Snape because of all the stuff that's revealed about him in Deathly Hallows, so I'd probably go with him being one of my favorites. House: Hufflepuff! I've got a Hufflepuff banner displayed above my bookshelf, and I have a replica of the Hufflepuff cup.

When your friend just started reading The Way of Kings and he says, "I wish I had a shard sword and shard armor" and you just glare at him and say, "We do not refer to Shardplate as "shard armor", and we do not refer to Shardblades as "shard swords". These are rules you must learn to follow, my young padawan."

Storming kids at my school never listen to my book recommendations. I spend my whole lunch time trying to lead people I know to the Sanderson shelf in the library. I eventually drag them there, explain SA and Mistborn, and by the time I'm done explaining all the plots and how amazing they are, the kid leaves the library with a copy of Divergent or something. On the bright side, I've gotten around two people to read Reckoners, one person to read The Rithmatist, and my best friend to read Mistborn (he's now reading The Way of Kings, so I am a happy obsessive child).

I think my favorite name is Kaladin, but that might just be because he's my favorite character of all time and his name reminds me of, well, Kaladin.

I'm reading Oathbringer currently. Oathbringer's not a good thing to dedicate yourself to a few weeks before finals....... Anyways, I have around 480 pages left, but due to school I'm probably going to end up taking longer than I would like to read it. I'm planning to read The Martian and do my Harry Potter re-read with my best friend after I finish Oathbringer.

Sadeas.......

I do this all the time. One time we were in the car driving to our band competition and my friends had Disney songs on Pandora. The whole time I was imagining cosmere characters singing and dancing to the songs. Kaladin, as it turns out, can sing a very delightful "I'll make a man out of you".

When you're just sitting on the couch and have this random thought of the Stormfather singing "Friend Like Me" to Dalinar, and then you choke on your own saliva and start laughing and coughing at the same time.