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    Hmm. I think I’ve figured out why you chose your username @Ark1002. If you rearrange the letters in ‘Hello, I exist, I am the best’ it spells ‘He exit, Sith beast lol. e’. This is obviously a coded message displaying your love of leaving, Star Wars, and Euler's number. When combined, those three things make a 2.718 Luke Skywalkers. To achieve this effect, one would require Luke to look in a little over two mirrors. Which, as anyone who’s ever been in one of those elevators knows, creates an infinity mirror. And who uses that effect? Disney in Space Mountain. Disney owns Lucasfilm, which means that they own the rights to the Indiana Jones franchise (unfortunately). So, they have ownership of Raiders of the Lost Ark, thus explaining the first part of your name. But the number still remains unaccounted for, until one remembers that in the year 1002 BCE, Alice of Normandy was born. Her son was Montmorot Thibert, who according to historians, ‘did exit the womb, look like a Sith beast (whence upon he was scorned with the out-loud laughter of the proles) and live for 2.17 years before his untimely death’[citation needed]. It seems so obvious when you think about it. Your username is a reminder of your love for obscure Normans and multiple Skywalkers. Welcome to the Shard!
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    My theory is that one of these times when Megan dies, she will reincarnate as a very confused Brandon Sanderson. He will then say something along the lines of, 'Sparks! I don't have time for fighting epics. I've got books to write!' Then he'll spend the rest of the series frantically scribbling in a notebook while the others are busy shooting stuff.
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    Introducing... SHREDDED STORMLIGHT!™ The newest Rosharian cereal that is taking the world by storm. Small spheres of wheaty goodness the kids are sure to love. Made with the finest quality ingredients, this cereal is infused with nutrients. It's perfect for those who need a boost after a long day of exercise without any armour. Just make sure you hide them from your boss, or he might take them for himself! Most people only skim the surface and eat the top few spheres in the box. However, those who get the full experience by digging deeper and consuming all of the Shredded Stormlight™ have been known to get special powers*. Awesome! We've received glowing reviews. Like this one: "It's sticky." - Kaladin S. So for a breakfast treat that can't be beat, try the surprising taste of Shredded Stormlight!™ *Special powers are not guaranteed. But I have a cousin who swears he knew a guy who got them once, so maybe you'll get lucky.
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    Welcome @Shalanshipper! What's the best ship name you've come up with for Sanderson characters?
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    A voice bellowed from hidden speakers under the stadium. "Ladies, gentlemen, and whatever those alien creatures are, please take your seats because this fight is about to begin!" The crowd erupted in cheers. "The fight will commence on my mark. Devaan may attack first. May the best warrior win! BEGIN!" In his booth, Mace settled back in his chair to observe the event. Stroking his cat, he chuckled menacingly to himself. Then he turned off the microphone because people were giving him confused looks.
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    @Nohadon, @I think I am here.. I can mediate if you'd like. That said, depending on when Nohadon posts I might be a little slow posting if I'm asleep (because time zones).
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    You know you're a sanderfan when your first thought upon seeing someone wearing a pair of tinted sunglasses is, 'I wonder what those lenses do?'. My second thought is usually, 'better check the Coppermind!'. My third is, 'hmmm interesting. But since they're not an oculator I should be safe... *looks up from phone* Hey! Where'd they go?'. Followed by, 'I should be a Smedry for Halloween. All I'd have to do is put on a pair of glasses and act recklessly all day'. This internal monologue may possibly probably unfortunately be based on a real experience.
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    @Gancho Libre Here's your certified non-hemalurgic cookie fortune: You will soon be disappointed. Your lucky numbers are... nonexistent. Sorry 'bout that.
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    Welcome! To change your name go to: Account, account settings, display name. On mobile, that's accessed through the top right symbol of three bars. Desktop it's also top right I think.
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    He declined the offer. Wayne then offered a second cow to Butt (to be repetitious).
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    Epic April Fools Day Prank: Step One: Build a scale model of the Escherian Stairway. Step Two: Dress in grey, then stand in the location indicated. Step Three: Wait for people to come by to marvel at your amazing work of art. When they get close enough, surprise them by pulling out a bottle of water and emptying the contents on their head. Step Four: Tell them that it's just an optical illusion, then challenge them to climb the stairs to reach you
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    You should check out the Gallery section, some of the people who post there a photoshop wizards *cough cough Antti* Edit: This is your third Intro topic. Now that you've introduced yourself, a better place to post topics like these is General Discussion. http://www.17thshard.com/forum/forum/7-general-discussion/
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    You're in good company:
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    I've always thought that the best solution to the trolley problem was to not change the tracks, rather, one should throw themselves in front of the trolley to derail it, thus saving both sets of people. Principles that revolve around reducing the harm of the many, even if it's at the expanse of the few, rely on sacrifice. Classic example: You have five people who need transplants to live, and one healthy person. If the five are guaranteed to recover if the operations are undergone, and the healthy man will die, is taking the healthy man's organs to give to the others the appropriate response? In my experience, people will rarely choose to undergo the operations. However, those who volunteer to sacrifice their health to protect the interests of the majority are often the one's who least deserve to die. But in reference to the above debate, we often have the moral obligation to stand up for our values. This is the basis of Eisenhower's containment policy. To prevent a domino effect that spreads unwanted morals, one must contain it at its source, no matter the cost. Even if we have to become like Truthless, at least the rest of our society/nation/family doesn't have to suffer the same fate. More often than not, someone has to take one for the team.
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    ^ This info is still current. If you're interested, PM me and I can provide more info
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    I don't know if you did that on purpose or not, but either way that way hilarious (inside TUBA joke) Thank you for the offer, but I'll have to pass on your cookie. I've already got one or two thousand
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    The DA may have gotten a little bigger... Last I checked, its membership includes 18th Shard, A Budgie, Adamlewis, Alomantisist, Anujun, Aon tEhe, Apollyon, Assassin in Burgundy, Averyp1017, Blad3mast3r, Breaker, BreathTaker, Cheese United, ChickenPlague, Clockwork, Cloudjumper, Cluny the Scourge, Dants, Darkness_, Darkness Ascendant, Drake Marshall, Ecthelion III, EddyJ, Edgedancer, Elenion, ElephantEarwax, Farnsworth, Fatebreaker, FeatherWriter, FrodoUnderhill, Hemalurgic_Headshot, Hydra, Hunt2man, iBambam, Inner Delysium, Iron_Ape, JackSteelheart1, Jedal, JerleShannara, Kaazi, Kadrok, Kalinovsky, Kenod, Kidpen, Killersquirrel59, Kipper, King of nowhere, Lantern2814, Left, Lightsworn Panda, LittleGreyDragon, LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian, Lord_of_Awesome, MacThorstenson, Mallano, Maelstrom, Magestar, Manukos, Master Elodin, Mailliw73, Mail-mi, Morzathoth, Nerd3.14159265358979, Niteshado, Darkwalker, Nohadon, Olenska, Ookla the Altruist, Ostrichofevil, Oversleep, Quiver, Queen Elsa Steelheart, Quickbronze, Quitecontrary, Rage, Redbird, Redbird3000, Roadwalker, Sami, Sazedezas, Screwloose, Secrets, Shadowmancer, Slowswift, SmurfAquamarineBodies, Snoopy, SoulcastJam, Staphylococcus, Straw, StrikerEZ, Swimmingly, ThatTinyStrawMan, The Forgetful Archivist, The Gecko, The Gleeman, TheRoyalDingus, ThirdGen, Traceria, Tyn, Voidus, WayneSpren, Winter Cloud, Winter devotion, Yitzi2, Zathoth, Zellyia, and Zennix. The Alleyverse link TFA gave you would be a good way to reintegrate. There's some new guilds you'll want to check out like TUBA (link in sig) and the Ghostbloods (talk to TFA). And Alleyverse people have RP characters now!: http://www.17thshard.com/forum/profile/24125-archer/?tab=field_core_pfield_12.
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    Don't look. I think that is a noble goal! *daydreams about Dark One*
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    Meanwhile, Mace became aware of the fact that Yzabet desperately needed his assistance. He decided that the best way to help her was to attend a seminar on female empowerment. As he made a mental note to do that sometime, he stabbed a male and a female space marine an equal amount of times.
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    So I met someone named Storm today. And yes, I may have made too many inside jokes. She got weirded out after a few minutes. But it was totally worth it
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