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D'ave knew a demon when he saw one. This man simply wasn't human. Luckily, the water throwing had given him enough time to grab his dagger, which he always kept in his briefcase. Ignoring all subtlety, he rushed Lopen, swinging at his chest with a quick swipe.
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D'ave screamed in agony. He let the torch clatter to the ground. Still wishing to attack though, he grabbed a nearby water jug and chucked it at the man, hoping to buy himself some time to find a better weapon.
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D’ave was surprised. As the figure appeared he panicked. Reaching to his side he grabbed the nearest thing that could be used as a weapon. His outstretched fingers grasped a torch. With a defiant scream, he thrust it at the man!
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That's like our OP principle, but we draw the line at radioactive spiders in people's backstories. Plus, as Sanderfans, most of us instinctively follow Brandon's 2nd and 0th law.
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Characters who should join the MCU
Archer replied to Toaster Retribution's topic in Entertainment Discussion
How about everyone's favourite 'hero', the amazing Frog-Man? Sure, he may not be competent, but they let Hawkeye in, so the bar is pretty low. (Nothing against archers, in fact I'm rather fond of them, but they just don't compare to people with actual superpowers.)
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Thanks! It looks like the quote boxes were the issue in posts like this
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Sorry if this has already been asked at some point. Sometimes when I quote a post someone has made, when I add it to my post it will be blank. It will still say 'person said at this time' and have a quote box, but it will be empty as if nothing was written. It's happened to me on both mobile and pc. Why does this happen? Is it something going wrong on my end, or is this just a quirk of the website? Thanks in advance for your responses.
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@Life&Death I highly recommend any of Kaj's products. Quality craftsmanship, friendly service, reliable design. And they're super helpful.
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D'ave rounded the corner, coming up to the two men. "It is I! Using my excellent sense of smell and reasonable sense of direction, I will find your man." Dave began picking up the trail Rhazien had left.
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*facepalm* This is why you don't run with swords.
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*goes to copy Roadwalker* *realizes it would be weird* *politely backs away, eh* That said, veterans are special people who are often under-appreciated. So even if its not a holiday where you're from, thank one anyway.
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Welcome! I'd have to agree with you on that one. Good name choice, although you should brace yourself for the band jokes coming your way. If they get too scathing you can always cover your metaphorical wounds up with a band-aid. You've really opened up a barrel of monkees here. But I'm sure we'll listen to the Band. (Is it alright if I call you Band? Or is that bad form? If you like, it could be banned.) I think I'm trying too hard now. Whenever we tag you, I guess were searching every one... for the baaaaaaaaand on the run. But that's the Weight of our responsibility. Anyways, what's your favourite book?
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Lets do this. Would you rather be a muggle or a squib? Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? Who is the best actor alive right now? Why do you want to work for this company? And finally, can you spot the tree frog?
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Warbreaker. (oh, and friendly reminder, the moderators get grumpy when you double post)
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Nigel screamed in horror! He had been healed by foreign witchcraft. "Demon!" he shouted, throwing himself on his sword.
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Nigel started bleeding. Blood bled bleedingly. "Remember the Raisin," he whispered. He then slumped on the ground, dead.
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Gollum came back. Before long trips he liked to relieve himself so he wouldn't have to stop along the way. He glanced over at his birthday present on the -"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My precious is gone!" He threw himself into a frenzy looking for it, before being distracted by the nice lady's riddle. "Sees fishy riddlesesss. Very nice. But the answer issss two! One to screw on the lightbulb, and one to hold laddersesss." Gollum was quite proud of himself for knowing that one. He then went back to trying to murder the man. But the man had gone! He ran out towards the exit to chase him.
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"But nice lady! Bah, I can eat you both laterssss. Let me go get my... things first," Gollum said slipping away suspiciously.
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"Knock your socksess off nice lady!" Gollum said in the affirmative.
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Gollum panicked. He sputtered and stammered, before finally blurting out, "Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun! Or nothing!" which was not quite fair - working in two guesses at once.
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Gollum tried to think of what people kept in their pockets these days. He hadn't had pockets since the summer of '69. Then he had an idea. "Is it your phone?"
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"You suck at riddles. Not fair, my preciousss. I want three guesses. My first is your handsess!"
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"It's not a fair riddle if the answer is longer than the riddlesss itself! It's fish on a little table, a man sitting at the table, then the cat has the bones" Gollum felt the urge to one-up him, so he began his own. "This thing all things devours,Birds, beasts, trees, and flowers.Gnaws iron bites steel,Grinds hard stones to meal,Slays king, ruins town,And beats high mountain down." He didn't even know the answer to this one himself. He'd read it at the dentist's office once, and was genuinely curious to learn the answer.
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Uh-oh, thought Gollum. I don’t know the answer. Maybe if I just shout out the first thing that comes to mind I’ll be right. Here goes. “Eggs!” The stunned look on the funny man’s face told he was right. Relieved, he began his best riddle. “Alive without breath, as cold as death; never thirsty, ever drinking, all in mail never clinking.” Gollum rarely used semi-colons. But when he did, they were impressive.
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“WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? You can’t just personify random stuff to make a riddle. Besidesss you rhymed face with face. Stupid hobbitsessss. It's Sunshine on the daisies it is." Gollum needed to end this quickly before he had to hear any more of this terrible poetry. "I cannot be seen, cannot be felt. Blah, blah, blah I'm intangible yet somehow I exist. I'm really common, let's move on. It comes first and follows after, ends life, kills laughter. What am I?"
