Stormblessed Dolphin

An Aviar flew past the window, but no one noticed, so this is irrelevant.

Storm sat in his office within the TUBA Headquarters, a magnificent place, it was located in [REDACTED] that was [REDACTED] only a [REDACTED] the Alley Village. He was taking this time alone to fill his tinminds, his hearing, his sense of smell, his sensitivity of touch, and his eyesight reduced to nothing. On his desk before him sat a spanreed, several reports, and a lamp holding stormlight spheres, all organized and neat. He felt something fall into his pocket. "what in the world?" He stopped filling his eyesight tinmind, and reached to see what it was. It was an invitation, he read over it. "So, old Rhazien is throwing a party.." he muttered under his breath. Well I suppose I'll go. There is a no weapons policy in place.. Storm stopped filling his tinminds so aggressively. He rose and strode to the door, he walked out and descended the stairs to the main hallway of their base. The usual sights, sounds, and smells greeted him, the bustling members going about their work, and the various clanks, thuds, and occasional explosions --likely some of Yzabet's "pets" causing trouble-- greeted his ears. He stored a little more hearing, to reduce the assault on his senses. The smell of baked goods wafted through the air from their baking research area, always kept clean of soul-altering additives. He stopped filling his smell tinmind, and instead tapped it for a moment, absorbing the scents. It was then that he noticed others holding what looked like the same invitation he had received. Of course.. Rhazien had invited EVERYONE.. What was he planning to announce that he wanted everyone there..

Unfortunately, Teft could not understand the rat, He heard only squeaking sounds. He had however noticed that it could fly. "Well hello there little fella, how you doin that?"

The rat quickly summoned it's little shardblade and struck the Sky Chicken's head. It's eyes trailed smoke as it fell to the chasms, to become a crumb for a chasmfiend to find.

When you're on a roller coaster and think "this is what it's like to be a Windrunner"

Meanwhile, a Rat that had bonded a windspren flew over the shattered plains, its destination was Urithiru.

Off in the distance a hollow mountain collapsed in on itself

Meanwhile, one of the narrators shattered the mythical fifth wall. He laughed. Now, truly, anything could happen! THIS WORLD WOULD FACE THE WRATH OF THE STORMBLESSED DOLPHIN. SELF-PROCLAIMED RULER OF THE NARRATORS!!! But then Lift strikes him down with a pancake, trapping him in the cognitive realm.

When you're sitting at your desk, eating pop tarts, desperately wishing for something relevant to post here, anything to display your extreme sanderfan-iness. Your extreme Devotion to the fandom! Your Ambition to read everything Brandon has ever written! Your sense of Honor, that could never let you skip to the end of a book, or start on the second book of a series! That same Honor that forbids you from skipping a prologue! Your distress when someone Ruins an ending by a spoiler! Oh, but spoilers, the embodiment of Odium! How you long to live in Autonomy! Separated from all sources of spoilers. Living in Harmony within the Dominion of the Cosmere.

Support intensifies

One of the narrators used his surge of adhesion to repair the fourth wall (not me, but someone lol)

Meanwhile, in an interlude somewhere, a character was doing only mildly relevant things, probably irrelevant things, but they were important enough to make it into an interlude, so here they are: A boy ran through the tall grasses of an unknown shardworld, he was being pursued by a giant monkey.

@DarthWoodrack These oaths are accepted. Welcome to TUBA! Go ahead and Hop on our Discord if you like https://discord.gg/AwqZJhB and enjoy your membership status!

I had to vote Mac because he is at the head of most Alleyverse discussions, making him one of the most informed. (and yay! someone voted for me. I'm Honored XD)

When you go up a reputation level and you celebrate by posting here

You know you're a sanderfan when you have this here conversation about hardware stores.

-clears throat- YES

Hardware stores are places where investiture pools.

and they also have the drawers with like washers and stuff.. like coins kinda!

When you're at the hardware store, in the nails section. and you think "It's the ammo depot for Coinshots"

But all organizations, businesses, governments, you name it. They all have information that they don't want shared with their competitors. This is how the world works. TUBA is no exception. Neither is any other guild on this site

indeed! Welcome!

@Amalek These oaths are accepted. TUBA reserves the right to withhold membership, or other privileges from anyone, at any time, and for any reason. Aforementioned reason(s) are not required to be made public.

when you make a note in your phone of something that you could put in this thread

when you drink a little bit of an energy drink. And you feel your heart rate increasing. And you feel energy coursing through your veins. and you think "Is this what stormlight feels like?"