Stormblessed Dolphin

While it would be cool to have a monetery system. I feel like it would be too difficult to maintain. Unless We had someone, or a group of someones who wer Always online, and could keep track of everyone's money. so, an impartial guild devoted to banking. (I think that any members of it would need to have no other affiliations ever). It could even be called House Tekiel or something

Announcement: Just letting everyone know that the link to the TUBA discord is now available at the end of the first post in this topic. https://discord.gg/juCfPtH

okay, that coppermind page for Stick is hilarious

Hello! welcome to the Shard! this is indeed a great place to discuss. Also, I would suggest being wary of free baked goods of any kind. One last thing, if you check my signature (the text below my post) you can find info on some of our guilds and roleplays, so if you're into that, you should check it out

@Leyrann Okay, The Knights of Honor faction. Oaths/truths: Life before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination. Truth #1. I am a coward, I save myself at the peril of others Truth #2. I do not know who I am, I wear one thousand faces.

I would like to join this as well

*Important Announcement* As we have stated before, and as @Leyrann posted this morning. TUBA will be assuming a completely neutral role. Both within the Alleyverse, and without. This will lead to several major TUBA Policy changes. 1. TUBA will no longer be considered anti-DA. 2. The second and third oath required for TUBA membership, will be modified 3. TUBA will from here out, hold all of it's communication in public channels, such as threads. To expound on these points. TUBA will no longer, as an organization, denounce Hemalurgy, or any other form of investiture for that matter. However, it's individual members will be allowed to act as they see fit on topics such as these. Additionally, we want to make it clear what the purpose of TUBA is. It is to bring people together. It is for people who want to have random discussions, talk a little bit about the Cosmere, have some fun RPs. This is what we have come to be. Additionally, we will operate as an organization that distributes baked goods. It will be up to individual members as to what methods, or ingredients they use in any of their baked items. Again, as a whole, TUBA is a neutral guild. Overall, we hope to serve as a guild that promotes inter-guild relationships, guild growth, and having fun here on the Shard. With Most Sincere Regards, -Stormblessed Dolphin, Head of TUBA

Hello! welcome to the shard! Good to oficially have you. What would you say is your favorite book? (also if you don't already know, watch out for free cookies (which are spiked) and people trying to steal your breath)

makes sense. the dream. @ElephantEarwax

Yes! you may join, simply swear the 3 Oaths outlined at the end of the first post in this topic

(you can check @Archer's signature (the text below his post) to see a list of people to avoid )

it's just something that happens here. generally it results in newcomers having their soul stolen by a group called the DA. but don't worry. they probably won't bother you again. (again, I would highly advise against accepting any free cookies, or otherwise baked goods)

Hi! welcome to the shard! We're glad to have you! what would you say is your favorite book so far? Aslo, be wary of free cookies, and anyone who wants you to say a phrase about breath, and life.

@Aurora the Rioter Welcome! your oaths are accepted! (sorry for the delay. we've been busy) We'll get you added to the appropriate comunication channels shortly

Hello! welcome to the Shard! From here you have 2 paths,you can either: - go to the sections about the Cosmere, and the books, and talk about them and make theories - Go to the guilds section and join a group of fun people Or at least that's how I've come to see it anyway, what's your favorite book by Brandon? (also forewarning, don't accept free cookies, or give away your breath)

When you keep on using the majority of your upvotes on this topic

1. @AonEne is a She 2. You are twisting what she said to serve your own purposes. That is not what she said. You are inserting words that aren't there. Why would she be referring to using spikes? All she was saying, is that we face our enemies bravely, and do not stoop to the low levels of hemalurgy to accomplish our goals.

When you're playing Scrabble, and you almost have the letters to do Leras, and no one else understands why. and they look at you, like you're crazy (which you are)

Hey! welcome! Lol, @AonEne's previous comment is rather direct, but yes, it is true

Now may be a good time to mention, TUBA has the exact same cookie recipe, and you never have to worry about it containing hemalurgic metals.

Restrictions? how are we restricting you? we are a seperate entity.

The DA is held up by pillars. and from what I can tell, just a few pillars. if those pillars are knocked down, where does that leave the DA? Sure the DA is big, but does it really have enough of a foundation to stand up against new ideas? new organizations? new people? TUBA existed before it came to light. We had time to grow. we had time to form our foundation. We had time to take root. Every other new guild that opposed the DA, was quickly swept off, decimated by the DA. But we have not been swept off. We shook your organization. We destroyed the Counter-Intelligence department. It's gone, dissolved. And let me channel Kelsier for a moment. We represent Hope. We are Hope. We won't fail. why? because we have Hope. What does the DA have? The DA has a facade of loyalty, and an air of bigness. Why do I say facade? because where is your connection? your cohesiveness? You built your group through spikes. We built our group on trust, trust, and a little bit of friendship. Cliche? sure. but Cliche is good. TUBA is built on cliche. So don't think we'll fizzle out. we are not the same as any guild that has come about before. So don't think we will disappear. we won't fade away. We are just beginning to shine. (P.S. TUBA will continue to maintain it's neutrality. we will not attack anyone unless we are attacked first.)

@Voidus I'm afraid you are mistaken, The Light Alley never really existed (speaking of the front for TUBA) and as such, is immune to lawsuits.

@The Thinking Herald Welcome! Glad you found our casue a worthy one

Hello! Welcome to the Shard! I see archer has already asked you what your favorite book is. All I have to add, is that you probably don't want to take any free cookies. Free stuff is often too good to be true. Or it has some catch. (in this case, te catch is likely a hemalurgic spike)