Stormblessed Dolphin

To clarify; The LA doesn't really exist as a legitimate organization, it's a front, and therefore should not be taken seriously, especially now that TUBA has been exposed okay, now the questions 1. The DA is a giant. it was the most powerful. 2. I support TUBA because It can provide baked goods without the worry of hemalurgic additives (and I kinda created it, so that's another good reason) 3. I saw from the beginning that the DA was a giant, and that the denizens of the 17th Shard deserve hemalurgic free baked goods. 4. Didn't want to be exposed. it was still in it's early stages, and the DA could have taken us down quickly. 5. It may seem like I switched sides, but I was planning this from the beginning.

Can a Mistborn gain some ability by burning any kind of invested metal regardless of allomantic viability? Yes. there are similar questions, but I have seen the answers, and none of them answer this directly. SO I think it is worth asking in order to get more info.

When you're still out of upvotes

I would like to formally, and publicly announce the existence of an organization under the name of TUBA. The Underground Baker's Association. Originally created (by me) with the intention of infiltrating the DA, stealing their recipes, and creating a completely hemalurgy free group of bakeries. Not only that, but bakeries that could produce goods just as good as the ones made by the DA, but without the risk of spikes. These purposes have been fulfilled, as I, and my good friend Tesh, joined the DA's non-hemalurgic Department. (RP aspect here) We now possess the recipes that the DA had. We plan to distribute our baked goods to all who want them. Our plans will soon move forward. And that is all I will say for now. Concerning the Light Alley. The LA was a front, as mentioned above, a misinformation campaign against the DA. It was made to appear as if @Archer led the entire thing. On that topic, Archer has done an excellent job of leading our forces. In the meantime, if I understand it correctly, once these new rules are put into place and ratified, that in order for a Guild to be officially recognized, it must have a thread on this sub-forum. This will be established soon. I would hope for TUBA to be a peaceful organization, as we focus on supplying the public with delicious Baked goods

when you use up all your upvotes, just in this topic.

When you realize that Peter Pan is a Windrunner, and Tinker Bell is his Spren.

When you somehow think you read the word cosmere in a line of completely unrelated text.

probably already here tbh. But I did technically make this one myself

Don't give up hope! It shall happen eventually my friend!

Hello! Welcome! I agree, He does write really well. Anywho. If you would like to willingly contribute to some research, have a cookie! (DA Disclaimer Applies) I hope you enjoy your time here on the Shard. As customary, a free upvote shall accompany the cookie.

My dad has the same talent! Except he mostly does it with tv shows/movies Like, he walks in at the weirdest most retarded part.. Or he walks in right at the big reveal! (he did that for Frozen)

Ah, yes, if you have already had several Oreos, more suar would likely not be wise. However, I can assure you, that unless they have been tampered with, This latest batch of my cookies was free of spikes. I was only testing out a new recipe.

Hello! Welcome to the Shard! a wondererful place of Nerds, Cookies, and Theorizing! The first Sanderson book i ever picked up was Alacatraz vs. The Evil Librarians. Speaking of cookies, you can have one of mine if you like (Also I Advise not to give away your breath as @Niteshado wants you to) And a free upvote must always accompany the sale of any baked good, it's only courtesy

I don't remember exactly what it said. But something to the effect of "I'd better not say"

Well, it was actually a bit evasive.

There is a cage match competition of fantasy/sci-fi characters. I don't know much about it, you can learn more by following the link below. But more importantly, the Stormfather is in this competition. And he needs all of our votes! Please go to the link and help the Stormfather! http://www.unboundworlds.com/cage-match-2018/

when you ask a magic 8 ball if it's an awakened object

When you're playing a swordfighting game on the wii, and you act like you're using Windstance.

I agree. I have also seen evidence that Alcatraz's books are true biographies, nowhere near fiction.

When you think you hear the notification sound at random times throughout your day

When you're thinking about Toy Story, and then you start thinking.. Maybe the toys are invested.. Maybe that's how investiture expresses itself on this planet.. So is this on Earth.. No, must be some other Shardworld.. So, can the investiture from the toys be used by humans?.. or maybe the investiture is in humans.. yeah, that works better.. But when kids personify their toys, and give them so much love and attention, they start drawing in investiture and gaining sentience... I overthink things when I'm bored. Although, This really makes sense when you look at something called the Pixar theory... Not sure If anyone else here knows what I'm talking about

That sounds like a nice problem to have @Toaster Retribution I wish I had it. I don't own any Cosmere books..

Yes, it focuses more on the baking side of their studies. But I don't think I can give you any more information, unless of course you make a sale, and join the ranks..

I can assure* you that the cookie I offer you is not spiked! it is quite delicious! *60% sure, DA Disclaimer still applies