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  1. Stormblessed Dolphin
    Then Narrator SD remembered that the Scooby Doo timeline had been added into this as well. but it was irrelevant, and no one need pay him attention. Just focus on the snowglobes, and don't upvote this
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    Fortunately, The Red Market was able to continue on just fine, as it's economy was based on selling dirt, and other dirt related exports. (this is a callback to page one of this thread btw)
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    Somewhere on the outskirts of the Alleycity, a man was digging up a grave. Who was he? Well, that's really not important, he doesn't really even need a name. Suffice it to say, he was a graverobber. No? you insist on a name? Fine then, his name was Jaks. Happy now? Now, back to the relevant events. Jaks was slowly digging out a grave, he was in no hurry, there was no one around. Besides, he didn't like to strain himself. A light breeze blew through the night, shaking the trees. A single leaf descended and brushed the tombstone next to him. It was a rather ornate tombstone, an obsidian staff, with a spear and scythe curling around it like snakes. Set on a short circular base with flourishes and embellishments carved into it. He had been digging at a steady pace for nearly an hour, taking his time. He paused to wipe the sweat from his brow, and looked up at the moon, a distant look in his eyes; he fingered a small hourglass pendant he wore around his neck. He soon resumed his digging, and it wasn't long before his shovel struck something solid. "Aha" he muttered under his breath, kneeling down to brush the dirt away. As he did, the edge of a sleek, black coffin was revealed. He gasped. "By Voidus himself.." he whispered. He quickly returned a shovel-full of dirt to re-cover the coffin. He glanced up at the tombstone, recognition dawned on him. Of course. He rushed away into the night, still holding his shovel, heedless of any who might see him. *** It was less than a quarter hour later that he returned, a bag slung across his shoulder. He knelt before the still fresh dirt, and pulled some kindling from within his cloak, set it out over the grave, then carefully laid out the contents of the bag; the bones of Saint Valvoch of the Alleys. He inspected his work for a moment, pulled out a flint and steel, then struck it, lighting the kindling.
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    Sadly, Narrator SD missed out on the waffles, because he could not hear very well. He had already walked off to try and repair the 121st wall (Also, I think we might be the longest thread now?)
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    Narrator Jaywalk should be thankful they removed the downvote button.
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    I see you got my reference should ping @AonEne
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    But what no one realized, was that Siri and Vivenna were in fact cute little mice.
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    Narrator SD was still trying to Tally up all of the universes this thread had touched on. Cosmere non-canon Cosmere Alleyverse Non-Canon Alleyverse muppets (sesame street?) Spongebob And yet, his list was probably incomplete. So he summoned some Doom Rats named Siri and Vivenna to attack Butt's enchilada stash.
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    Sigh Ink.
  11. Stormblessed Dolphin
    When you think you read the word “lighteyes” during a history test.
  12. Stormblessed Dolphin
    The soap opera interlude would of course be the one with the ardent reading the love story. And that was where the music was from.
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    *gasp* *gasp* Scandalous *gasp* *gasp*
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    Narrator SD groaned "Another reality has been added. more timelines. more canons, more non-canons." Fortunately, his head didn't explode this time. Then Scooby came and asked Lift for a pancake.
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    No Ark! We do not solicit in the welcome threads! (but since he did it, look at my signature down here vvv)
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    Sazed. I really like his arc, and the personal journey he goes through
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    But what would happen if the 3rd wall was broken? would the nature of the set be exposed? would it reveal that they were all only a part of some stage!?!? their lives WERE JUST ACTS IN A PLAY!?!!??!?! DOES ANYTHING HAVE MEANING!?!?!?!?!??!
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    I think I'd have to say, (though I'm biased since I started out in the Stormlight Archive) that Oathbringer is my favorite. But HoA is definitely great, and I have to include BoM when talking about my favorites.
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    Hi! welcome to the Shard! Let me just tell you, You're gonna love Oathbringer. But what's your favorite book so far?
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    Mimes came to repair his mind, as well as the 4th wall. (but does anyone really expect the latter to be fixed?)
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    Narrator SD wondered just how many timelines and canons, and non-canons had been brought together on this thread. To say the least, the Cosmere, the non-canon Cosmere, sesame street, Spongebob, and the universe of Roblox.
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    Personally, and I don't have a ton of evidence to back this up, I think Moelach is a co-opted unmade, partially of Cultivation. Whether or not that is true, I still think some of the death rattles are true. But not too much stock can be put in them. The Diagram even says not to focus on them too much. However, if Moelach is part cultivation, I believe she may be using him to provide some information to team-Honor as its been put.
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    Hello! Welcome to the Shard!
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    But as usual, all of this was irrelevant.
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    "I can help you with that research." Butt said
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