Voidus

Never mind about petty things such as causality, hats are serious business!

Please standby for Purple Phoenix's lecture on the many and varied types of hat.

Interesting

I have... no idea what those mean :S as a bio student I probably should too

Where are the answers being posted?

As long as she stops collecting shiny pebbles moments before they explode Wooh, I'm a flying one, I'm still waiting for a Pegasus to show up in the cosmere, I'm hoping a Kandra becomes one eventually.

People might start getting a little suspicious, the Protector is the new personality and he's not used to dealing with people so he tends to refer to himself as a collective 'we'. But in this group a little quirkiness is to be expected no?

Also I'm assuming our museum is about to fly up into the air? I'm considering knocking PP out and letting the Protector take over for a bit, thoughts?

Heads up Kobold I may need some future help pretending to know about dinosaurs PP was a medical engineer so he did a fair bit of undergrad work in biology and he was interested in dinosaurs as a hobbyist when he was little so I thought he might know a bit of what he was talking about, I however do not. :S

"Flattery will get you nowhere" The teleporter said staring at him haughtily. Touched a nerve there I see. His Voice said, still seeming unusually active today. "I'm not your lady. I'm his lady, silly!" said the crazy one. Yes, they're definitely together, be careful don't make him jealous. Giving the teleporter a quick peck on the cheek, she came up and tapped Purple phoenix on his nose. "Your explosions are pretty. Like your hat." she said. Slightly bewildered and not entirely sure what to make of this strange yet powerful Epic, he thought he had the rest more or less figured out, the strange dark one riding the dinosaur seemed to be reluctant to form a group at all and held himself aloof, the necromatic professor seemed to relish the opportunity, providing the other with gifts as he was, however he certainly wasn't weak by any means, and the Teleporter seemed to be still stretching his wings as an Epic, either only having recently received his powers or else having recently become freed from another regime. But this strangely clad glittery woman completely baffled him, she seemed the most powerful by far, the sheer extent of her transformative skills were nothing short of astonishing and she certainly had the creativity to make best use of her abilities, but she seemed utterly disinterested in leading. The Teleporter had grudginly accepted his presence as he was musing and he heard the sounds of the Necromancer finishing off the technopath, he then approached Purple Phoenix greeting him, he stopped by another pile of bones and resurrected it into a small but beautiful looking raptor of some kind, small pin feathers riddled it's body giving it the appearance of a bird of prey, it was about waist height and very sleek looking. "He's yours. A token of goodwill" he said. as the raptor headed towards Purple Phoenix, who stood there in awe, not entirely sure what to make of this. Amazing, a real live dinosaur, a Coelophysis if I'm not mistaken. His Voice chimed in, how on earth did it know about dinosaurs? He seemed to dimly recall being interested in dinosaurs himself as a small boy, his interests in science still varied and undeveloped, but that belonged to a different life now. Shaking his head he saw that the Necromancer was collaborating with the woman on some matter, she seemed to be quite enthusiastic about it. The Teleporter seemed to be glaring at the necromancer, "You're a weird Epic Lightwards" he said, seemingly to himself. The strange woman called the teleporter and they warped to the entrance Well at least he knew one of their names now. "Lightwards is it? Thank you for the gift it is truly remarkable, a Coelophysis isn't it?" he asked, hoping that his Voice knew what it was talking about. He needed to figure out the dynamics of this group, and that meant making a good impression, after all he never knew when he might need to kill one of them. Then the building began to shake.

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You going next twi? I've been trying to get introductions over so PP can call everyone by name finally

Hey! Bowler hats are awesome! I also just realized that my vision of PP is a mashup of Dumbledore and Cornelius Fudge :S

Oh definitely going for the feathered look if it's my choice, So I think that we've got some seriously epic (If you'll excuse the pun) beginings happening here, let the bowler brigade rule this city!

Something small and fast would probably suit him well, looks good to me!

I don't think he'd look a gift dinosaur in the mouth

No! The gnats! Coinshot 8 Lurcher 9 Tineye 8 Soother 13 Nicroburst 20 Thug 20

^This is the type of Sharder we like to see in the Dark alley, all of your er... cullinary skills will be taken into consideration, and given their variety may I just say, welcome to the dark alley.

That's alright, someone always balances it out That's why I love this forum so much. Well you know, that and the copious amounts of insanity generated here. XD

I don't mind, I just left him there I figured either you or NH would take care of him, thought I'd leave him alive in case you needed to question him about the museum, but then I suppose as a necromancer it doesn't matter too much does it?

It is done... for now.

Well she could make a giant out of gold, and then it'd be basically true

She might be interested in starting a cupcake based economy for the world

Well they've changed it to 'escort service' so at least they're trying to be not gender specific now

We sometimes expect our new recruits to provide... cookies, that or a metal spike that's stolen the abilities of someone else, i mean er... muffins.