Voidus

Oh and given the amount of pressure sensitive explosives in the museum now, no dinosaur rampaging in the museum anymore. I'm looking at you Nighthound! >Glares

You may be closer to the truth than you realize

Well PP is in freefall at the moment, I can have him land near the sports store if you guys want someone to have a fight with, he will need to live through it though so it depends how many people you're bringing and how likely him being able to escape is

You going next for the Wacko Brigade Edge?

Everyone is too distracted by his awesome hat to help

Never!!! Not after all that effort I went to to be able to self destruct the museum if needed. (By the by this took a good few minutes for PP to set up, it's a lot bigger than a handful of sand so feel free to put in a fair amount of story before people start noticing the insane falling beard and attached Phoenix)

That's ok, I have a plan. *Cackles maniacally* I've been setting it up with Twi.

Well there's always the Protector I suppose, but he's a little tired right now from booby-trapping the museum.

See what happens when you leave schizophrenic pseudo Epics alone in a flying museum with dinosaurs? Now I'm in freefall.

All hail the great and powerful stick! Just, don't hail it near me.

"The building is flying" Purple Phoenix muttered in a monotone. Yes I know, it must be that matter manipulator how I don't know how could she possibly construct something as complicated as this without any engineering knowledge? I doubt I'd be able to do it. His Voice muttered back. "The BUILDING is FLYING!" Purple Phoenix said again, the disbelief creeping through. Er.. yes it would seem so, now we need to- "BUILDINGS DON'T FLY" He screamed, interrupting his Voice The building continued it's jolting ascent upwards, Purple Phoenix struggled to keep his footing, the others all seemed to have left, Lightwards rigging up some kind of a litter between two of his flying creations. The building finally came to a halt, jarring the whole museum and sending Purple Phoenix flying into a nearby display where his head smashed upon the marble base, blackness consumed him. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Protector stood up, looking around it wasn't rusting night time yet, he wasn't needed! His head was pounding and a slight trickle of blood flowed down his cheek. "How do you always manage to hit the sharpest part of any given object" He mused to himself. Well if he was up and about he might as well take some proactive protection measures, he needed to ensure that Phoenix survived this alliance, if that meant killing the rest of the crazies in the group then that was fine by the Protector. He had to admit he'd never thought to find another Epic as insane as he was, but if anything this group seemed even worse. "No not an Epic, just a fraud" He reminded himself. "Leave that kind of thinking for the Phoenix, we need to keep a rational outlook, now what do we have available?" Searching the museum he noticed some stuffed displays, he pulled out his knife and slit them open, pulling out the fluff inside. "This should do nicely" he said as he went about his business. He grabbed some bags from the gift shop and filled them with the stuffing, then reached into one of his many pockets to pull out some of the larger rocks that he kept charged, placing them in the bags. The stuffing should protect them from any impact so they should only detonate if he sent out the signal, it was times like this he was extremely thankful for the neural interface they'd hooked him up with, it hurt like hell when it was first installed and he still had terrible headaches from it sometimes but being able to remotely detonate his explosives was definitely worth it. He placed his packages around the museum, hiding them as best he could, a number went under the floor, holes created with smaller explosions and then filled with some of the rubble, he placed a few at the entrance and then he set to work on the hardest project, destabilizing a good portion of the concrete underneath the floors surface, he couldn't protect this from impacts but it was large enough that only a significant impact would set it off anyway, as long as no more dinosaurs were rampaging around destroying things it should be protected by the surface layer, but in an emergency it should take a good portion of the museum with it when it exploded, and hopefully destroy whatever was keeping it in the air. It was good to be prepared. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Purple Phoenix came to slowly, not entirely sure how he was standing up if he'd just been knocked out, could he have accidentally died again? No, there was blood on his cheek, must have just been that his incredible fortitude kept him standing. He looked around the museum, waiting for everyone else to return, not having a way to get down from a flying building without assistance. He was at the entrance trying to look underneath the building to see what was holding it up when he felt something nudge his back. "Ah! Of course, how could I forget my dinosaur?" He said to the magnificent creature, lean and sleek, standing before him. "I still need to name you don't I?" He crooned to the beast. "Hmm.. let's see, flash is already taken obviously but you do seem to be quite fast, falcon perhaps? You do look like one almost. Well how fast are you? Go run to the rubble over there and back, I need to know your capabilities." The dinosaur was off in a flash, it's sleek body moving effortlessly over the floor at incredible speeds, in no time at all it had reached the rubble, and was on it's way back, it had almost reached him when it realized that museum floors do not provide the best traction for dinosaur feet and it skidded as it tried to arrest it's forward momentum, turning itself around and gripping the tiles with it's claws it stopped just short of where Purple Phoenix was standing, but then it's massive tail flicked back in an attempt to regain balance, knocking Purple Phoenix over. And out of the entrance, beginning a several thousand foot drop. "Sparks" he said as he vanished from sight of the museum, falling with no way to stop himself.

That's ok, I'm going to knock him out while the museum's still rising and let the Protector have some fun for a while, he's going to be setting up a few... surprises in case he ever gets in a fight with the others. He's a little paranoid like that.

Well I guess it's Purple Phoenix's turn, although you've all gone and left him in a flying museum now :/

That's not terrifying, now make it an Inquisi-bullseye and you might have something. (Yes, I'm mildly obsessed with spiking things in the eyes)

Lurcher 5 Nicroburst 2

Attach both conjoined rubies to the same spanreed.

No but they're sparkly!

Also, T-rex + bowler hat = we win ALL of the epics.

Hey, we do have a certain someone who can drop bombs as bombs you know!

I think you're underestimating the political power granted by bowler hats, we far outstrip their puny non-hatted powers!

Just to sneak in and steal some credit, this was one of my questions XD This was one of the things I was interested in finding out actually, if perhaps the Kandra was still carrying out some mission TLR started but it seems he wasn't particularly interested in other Shardworlds. As for it being from Sazed I'm not sure, he's a bit too non-interventionist to worry about other worlds too much. I just hope that this Kandra eventually makes it's way to Roshar so that Kaladin can have a pegasus

The hat-time measurement system is gaining popularity. Goood, good.

And hats, don't forget about the hats!

Just the Southeast is all I remember about it.