Voidus

Kobold King 12 Swimmingly 10 Chaos 8 Argent 10 FeatherWriter 10 Kurkistan 8 Awesomeness Summoned 10 Moogle 0 Aether 10 Quiver 10 TwiLyghtSansSparkles 14 Delightful 6 Observer 14 Windrunner 7 Gamma Fiend 10 WeiryWriter 10 Fifth of Daybreak 10 Metacognition 5 LeftVash 12 Shardlet 8 Tempus 10 Edgedancer 10 Shivertongue 10 Mailliw73 8 lord Claincy Ffnord 9 Voidus 10 The Only Joe 12 PorridgeBrick 11 GreyPilgrim 11

Kobold King 12 Swimmingly 10 Chaos 8 Argent 10 FeatherWriter 10 Kurkistan 8 Awesomeness Summoned 10 Moogle 6 Aether 10 Quiver 10 TwiLyghtSansSparkles 12 -Because she ships it Delightful 6 Observer 13 Windrunner 7 Gamma Fiend 10 WeiryWriter 10 Fifth of Daybreak 10 Metacognition 8 LeftVash 11 Shardlet 8 Tempus 10 Edgedancer 10 Shivertongue 10 Mailliw73 8 lord Claincy Ffnord 10 Voidus 9 The Only Joe 12 PorridgeBrick 11 GreyPilgrim 11

"So help me young Epic, I will turn this museum around!"

But Kobold! He was being mean!

Well given that the idea was to destroy the gravitonics so the museum would fall back down I think pretty much everyone would be squished

I might avoid bringing Ray into the museum, certain things might... explode.

How dare you accuse me of foul play against my own team! Now you just go back to the museum and think about what you've done... ignore the purple sparkly things littering the floor I was just decorating.

You have betrayed the Whacko Brigade!!!

Kobold King 11 Swimmingly 10 Chaos 8 Argent 10 FeatherWriter 10 Kurkistan 8 Awesomeness Summoned 10 Moogle 8 Aether 10 Quiver 10 TwiLyghtSansSparkles 10 Delightful 6 Observer 12 Windrunner 7 Gamma Fiend 10 WeiryWriter 10 Fifth of Daybreak 10 Metacognition 10 LeftVash 11 Shardlet 10 Tempus 10 Edgedancer 10 Shivertongue 10 Mailliw73 8 lord Claincy Ffnord 10 Voidus 11 The Only Joe 12 RShara 0 -I claim the first kill in the name of the dark alley! PorridgeBrick 11 GreyPilgrim 11

I am currently playing Banished. Which is awesome and I recommend to everyone, it's particularly impressive given that it's a one-man studio.

I like it! This is now the official slogan of the Dark Alley. XD

Well PP intends to have some stern talkings with LW about a certain raptor who threw him out of a flying museum. >Stern glare

You know what I just realised? Twi has yet to ship anyone with the hat, why has this taken so long!?

It's it's own kind of 'logue' I call it, the shiny-purplelogue!

Monologues are much easier when your character is insane can I just say.

Purple Phoenix walked towards the flickering lights, even if they were likely to make his headache worse he'd need to meet up with the insane Epic couple sooner or later, he wasn't going to be able to get back up to the museum without the teleporter, and he'd lost all of his prepared ammunition so he'd need some time to create some more before he'd be able to hold off any rivals. He searched through his pockets to find that while his pebbles were all gone the rest of the contents of his pockets were remarkably intact considering he'd just fallen several hundred feet and then exploded. Now if he could just find his hat... You almost died and all you can think about is your hat? His Voice piped up at last. "Why didn't you answer before?, and wait did you read my mind? Why didn't you tell me before I keep talking to myself!" I was a bit... tired, I don't really know how I can even be tired but it's probably something to do with the fall. For the first time since he'd heard the Voice, Purple Phoenix wondered what it actually was, at first he'd assumed it was a part of his Epic powers and then he'd kind of just gotten used to it. Amazing what you can get used to isn't it? The Voice asked The mind is such a wonderful thing, so great at protecting itself. The Voice said that like it should have some kind of special meaning but nothing clicked with Purple Phoenix. "So wait, can you always read my thoughts or should I keep talking" He mumbled as he neared the figures ahead holding onto some flickering lanterns. Not always, sometimes your thoughts are a bit hard to follow. The Voice replied. "Probably because you're so insane" he muttered back. The voice just laughed, another one of it's annoying habits. Finally reaching the figures he noticed that Lightwards was with them as well as a number of other... was that man riding a unicycle? and bagpipes? what the? Why could these people never find normal people to interact with? "Hello again, anyone seen my hat?" he said.

I would go but PP doesn't have much to do but wait around to be found by everyone well that and talk to the voice in his head.

So who's up next?

Funtimes and other readers will be glad to know that his beard is indeed ok.

Not fear for me, just for my sanity

To be fair I feel that way about twi's posts that aren't shipping too

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Verily!

Ok, so once PP meets up with Funtimes and Lightwards we'll head in. Are you still going next Kobold?