Voidus

So TwiLyght, can we expect any shipping in the imminent love triangle that will arise with this third voice?

Jetpack balloons do not sound particularly useful, wouldn't the jetpack just melt the balloon? :/

There was something oddly calming about falling through the sky, Purple Phoenix thought as he plummeted towards the ground, it gave him a sense of clarity about things. The museum had risen to frankly insane heights so he had a lot of time to think as he began his descent, briefly images flashed through his head, his old lab, walls disintegrated a glowing Epic roaming it's halls, obliterating everyone he saw, and one scared man taking up their latest prototype, charging a nearby piece of rubble and throwing it as hard as he could at the Epic, just as his entire team was bathed in the glow of imminent death. No, no time to think about that, not even now, no focus on how to get out of this. He took a quick stock of what remained in his myriad pockets, toolkit, a few fuel cells, some spare projects he'd been working on, a handful of charged pebbles left, and a crumpled piece of paper. Any chance any of that would be helpful? No not likely. He briefly considered trying to arrest his momentum with a few timed explosions but the explosions were just as likely to kill him as the impact of the ground was, he'd just accepted his inevitable fate when his Voice began screaming in his head, screaming for him to take action, any action. "Well I'll just have to hope that I manage to reincarnate again" He calmly told his voice, confident in his invincibility, he knew that he'd somehow survive this. Of course you won't reincarnate, you can't reincarnate you rusting idiot! His Voice yelled. Ah, it seemed his Voice had gone insane again, sometimes his Voice didn't remember that he was an Epic. You're not an Epic! It screamed. You're a regular person who invented some cool toys and who has a voice in his head that tries to keep him alive, which is difficult when he JUMPS OUT OF BUILDINGS! "I didn't jump, Falcon pushed me, and I don't think I'm going to talk to you when you act all crazy like this." he shot back to his Voice. Ok, we're almost to the ground, quick any metal structures? No, flying dinosaurs around? Also no, ah sparks why do you always make things so difficult!? The ground was closing the distance between them rapidly, too rapidly Purple Phoenix himself was beginning to feel a trickle of fear, the imminent nature of his demise causing him to realize his mortality in a way that he hadn't done, couldn't have done in a long time. As the last gap between Purple Phoenix and the ground rapidly closed his outer and inner voices were at last in harmony again, both screaming in terror. But then he almost thought he heard a third voice.

Me thinks so, in the mean time I'll be trying to find out if wikipedia printouts make good parachutes XD

PP's style is what I like to call the Douglas Adams style. 'Oh and what's this big thing rushing up to meet me? It needs a big rough round sort of name like ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me? Hello ground!'

And here I thought we were using the 'yes that's right, I have a flying museum full of reanimated dinosaurs' style.

Thankyou for that Kobold, at least someone is missing PP I'm beginning to think you all just used me to get to my hat!

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So who's up next? PP is relatively anxious to stop falling

Hey what about PP believing his cover story! He's less credible just because of the voices in his head?... and PTSD... and belief that he doesn't need sleep... and paranoid delusions about an invisible Epic... Ok, so maybe he's not the best witness in the world but I mean, look at that beard? How can you ignore the beard?

So much this, I think we can all agree that when the smoke clears Big Al will be the last Epic left standing. On top of a mound of Sausage McMuffins. Mmmmmmmm.

Well we'd better hope PP doesn't fall nearby, he's not particularly fond of Energy Epics.

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PP's other personality is already a bit suspicious of Nathan, and someones eventually going to realize he only ever teleports while touching Funtimes.

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Well I can always blow the museum up XD But yes I'm definitely thinking we need some major action soon, what good are dinosaurs with no one to make them eat?

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And if someone overtakes Brandon or Peters rep count We're looking at you Kobold!

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Yeah I just kind of assumed it was generally accepted :/

The pavement is just the beginning! Mwahahaha.

So now that we have a flying museum, dinosaur army and mass of terrified and confused people eating pancakes what's next for the WB?

I'm not running away! If anything I'm falling away.