Voidus

Purelaker fish 5 Epics 26 Twinborn 18 Feruchemist 12

This, all of the this.

I subscribed to the early access game The Stomping Lands, does that count? I do love dinosaurs and they were one of the things that first got me interested in science but sadly I haven't really kept up with my study of them that much.

I'll leave it up to Edge what happened to Blindside in that blast PP's probably about to head inside now though even if all id did was distract.

What an excellent idea! Why if you'd just follow me into this dark alley I can show you our wide selection of available baked goods...

I just did a quick scene on the outside, but I'd love some Epic-Elephant interactions to see what brilliant kind of scene you can come up with.

It was only by the slight sound of the footsteps in front of him that Purple Phoenix managed to dive to the side in time to avoid getting a knife to the eye, as it was it scored a line along his cheek, then his shin connected with the invisible Epic and rolled several times before leaping back up. "Gotta keep moving, gotta keep moving" he muttered, sprinting along the ground, leaping the hoods of the remaining cars, thankfully the active ones all seemed to have followed that group inside. Keep your fist clenched tight. His voice warned, You don't want any of that to fall and blow your kneecaps off. It was times like this that Purple Phoenix wished he had a better defensive ability, deflecting bullets could be useful but healing would be a lot better. Well sorry that I couldn't replicate mysterious and nearly divine abilities to your satisfaction, sorry I only managed two. His voice snapped in an irritated manner. "What on earth are you talking about?" he hissed, wondering for a moment if perhaps his Voice was actually the Voice of Calamity itself. This is why I don't tell you things, it just makes you even crazier than you already are. The Voice said back. Then again perhaps he was right the first time and the Voice was just insane. His attention was brought back to the present again as that knife scored another hit across his thigh as he leaped one of the cars, landing awkwardly. "Ok, this is no time to be arguing, need to concentrate." He quickly reached into one of his pockets with his free hand and threw a pebble behind him towards where he'd last been hit, incinerating the front half of the car but obviously the Epic had already moved on. only 15 more seconds. You're really lucky that these things don't put off enough heat to light that fuel tank, you would have roasted yourself. "If it'd get you to shut up it might be worth dying again." You might not resurrect again though, remember the Epic who attacks at night? "Might still be worth it if you ever stop being useful" Well I'll try to keep you alive then, left! He jumped to the side again missing the knife, not even entirely sure how his Voice could tell where the Epic was. I'm listening for him, you're worrying about the insane voices in your head, I wonder why I'm more likely to detect him. It said sarcastically. By the way, the sands done. "Perfect" he said back, stopping suddenly and throwing the sand in as wide an arc as he could up into the air, he immediately dropped to the floor and detonated it. The air around exploded in a purple haze erupting with the sound of a thousand tiny explosions, he heard a dull thunk and hoped against hope that the blast had thrown the Epic into one of those spiked cars.

How are we going to control NPCs during the fight, are we going to have all of their reactions in one turn when Edgedancer does his piece or should we all just control our opponents as well?

Smedry Talents 0 Purelaker fish 9 Epics 23 Twinborn 19 Feruchemist 15 EDIT: damnation Kobold ninja'd my kill no more spikes for the Dark alley tonight. The score will actually be Purelaker fish 8 Epics 23 Twinborn 18 Feruchemist 15

Then won't you at least think of the children!?

Don't question it, just be thankful that we can retain what's left of our sanity for a little longer.

Smedry Talents 3 Purelaker fish 10 Epics 25 Twinborn 16 Feruchemist 15

This is good, some things were just not meant to be shipped, terrifying giant baby's with laser eyes and space altering Epics with a penchant for trapping people for all eternity are definitely two of those.

You can't resist, give in to the herd!

We now have call girls in the general discussion :S

Well whenever's most convenient then I suppose, I'm going to be waiting outside trying to kill Blindside for a while not sure what people's plans are for the inside.

Biotech degree, so that I can breed Epic Inquisi-ponies and rule the world!!! Or crops, crops are also good.

Lash Roshar towards Scadrial, get them before they invent space travel! And er... stay inside, it might get a bit chilly in transit for a couple millenia.

Shhhhhh

Not too long considering how fast he can move, and who wouldn't hurry if they could get a dinosaur?

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Also, does Blindside have any illusionist abilities or was he just invisible?

Okay, can we make a vow right now that those two Epics will never ever team up? You know to save what remains of the other Epics sanity.

Soulcast your normal tasty food into tasteless mush.

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