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Szeth was much MORE B.E.T.T.E.R. than Moash. Moash is a **** and **** and 'beep' 'beeeeeeeeep' at all. He is the worse ever. For now.

Oh for my mothers left hand! By Kalak's teeth! You are damned futureteller! Kiss my safehand you idiot! Any cooler ideas? I am bad at this...

45% Mistborn 17% Awakener 12% Bloodsealer 12% Sandmaster 8% Voidbringer 6% Aviar (yes, I like eating worms and I am proud about it)

In my language is sword "he", so I think I am fine with he. (In my language are most things male gender)

Unite them. Shattered power of Honor?

I can see Dalinar having troubles with world authorities. I can also see four-oaths-Kaladin solving them. Like a boss. Edit: Dalinar is not trtrying to lead them. He wants to guide them. But when they act stupidly? Time for leader, time for King Kal (yeah, I have been infected by Jasnadin recently)...

The order of Greatdrinkers Spren: alespren Surges: gravitation, progression. Ideals: 2. I will be the last one standing. 3. I will be careful while drunk. 4. I will stop drinking. 5. Just kidding. I will order more lavish beer. Greatdrinkers are known for their love for wine and beer. And other spirits. They are great drinking buddies and were found by Jezrien before his death. They have usual problems like having world upside down (gravitation surge) and can grow own lavish for beer or heal hangover. They sleep during battles and assassinations (yeah, Dalinar was member once). They have unwritten coalition with Skybreakers. When Skybreaker arrests Greatdrinker, he gives him the best keep and stormlight for hangover healing. Former members: Dalinar, Jezrien, Axies and Nac Mac Feegle.

All schizophrenic Lightweavers are ordered to visit Bondsmiths "Unite them!" course tomorrow at 6:30 PM. PS: No horneater wine, please. PPS: All of your personalities must come.

Taln. Allways Taln. He.Is. The. Greatest. Guy. In. Cosmere. (+ Hoid, Kaladin, Dalinar and Kelsier are also SUPER)

One way or another I love the general. I want more of stormin' awesome herdazians!

I would make small not-working-tech-like-boxes, put them on objects, half-lash these objects and pretend that these devices cancel gravity. And sell them.

They have so much in common. Amaram for example. Or dislike for stupid light lighteyes. Or Wit. They have things to disscus while drinking pink wine...

Ok

Thanks

My post there! I have found out the difference between shardblades and honorblades! Shardblades change shape because of Slammerium (godmetal from Cultivation). Most of other blade effects are from Tanavastium.

That'swhyhonorbladesdoesn'tchangetheirshape!CultivationgodmetalcausesshapeshiftingandTanavastiumunbreakability!!! OH! MY! DEAR! I FOUND IT OUT!!!

Honor Honey: side effect is uniting your lips and tongue.

Why would Ash fall from the sky? I think she is not Windrunner

Ok, thanks

Yeah, I know, I know it all... But my problem is big "P" there. It means name or nickname.

What about: 1. I will trust nobody. 2. I wilI call them idiots. 3. I will betray them all. 4. I will open the oathgate to the enemy. 5. I will burn them all!!!

Anyone in reach

I tkink that Pattern is a name and no description of cryptic. Correct me, but only Shallan have Pattern, haven't she? You can rip this theory Ati-like apart!

Bondsmith. In case there are three of them already, I would be an Edgedancer. Wheeeeeeeeeeeee.....

Sorry, but second Quake will not happen. Shallan is making Sound and Light and in some extension also Mass, but it is not working like that. So: no Daisy. Although she probably can make devastating noise or blinding light. But no mistborn-like-matter-moving.