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Zennix

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  1. Why do you think that it's somebody from the Shard did it?
  2. Granted. You become Clod, the Lifeless in Warbreaker. I wish you a very long life as a Cosmere zombie. I wish to own an Inquisinator (a Terminator Steel Inquisitor).
  3. Personally, I don't think Kaladin will give the Honorblade to someone who isn't a Herald. He has already learnt his lesson about giving powerful weapons to the wrong people and the damage they can can (Moash and Szeth). Just imagine if he had given Moash an Honorblade instead a Shardblade. He's definitely not giving it to a random Bridgman. Did I hear Adolin?! He doesn't even know who Jasnah is! I think that he'd rather hide it until he can give to the real owner. He wouldn't want people to find out that there is an easy way to acquire Surgebinding abilities. Remember Roshar is infested with so many morally ambiguous secret organizations (Ghostbloods, Sons of Honor, The Diagram etc). He may not even give it to Dalinar. Remember that Dalinar isn't really the boss of the Knight Radiants. Each order has its own hierarchy and ways of doing things.
  4. We are still very much around even though aren't often seen in public. We are creatures of the night. The whisper in the silent woods. The mist just before dawn. The howl on a full moon. The thing of nightmares. We are everywhere and nowhere. PS: Just ignore all the poetic ramblings. You only need to understand that if you underestimate us, you are....
  5. Granted. But you don't have any control over your flight, so you fly into the sun. Fortunately for you, you die immediately you leave the earth's atmosphere, so only your corpse reaches the sun and serves as fuel for the sun's nuclear fusion reactions. Since the sun provides the energy that plants use for photosynthesis, this is technically a boon for you. Yay! You get two boons from the Nightwatcher, cheater! I wish to have the next poster as my personal punching bag for a year.
  6. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

    George Burns

  7. At least you got a notification for my post.
  8. Ha ha! The Cosmere has you! You shouldn't be too surprised if you start writing the countdown to the Oathbringer release day while sleepwalking.
  9. Welcome to the Shard! Have a cookie and an upvote!
  10. You know, I didn't get any notifications for the last few posts. That's probably because even the 17th Shard forum software thinks that none of the posts has any worth.
  11. Welcome to the Shard! Have a cookie and an upvote! Another important Worldhopper is the Stick.
  12. Welcome to the Shard! Have an upvote!
  13. Another meme duo from moi...
  14. When you wonder who would win in fight between Szeth and Batman.
  15. Welcome to the Shard! Have an upvote! It looks like we've a potential source of invested (hemalurgic spikes) cookies. Too bad. The world would be a better place if only every country uses the weaponized 'Sanderson books obsession virus' in warfare instead of guns, bombs etc. Then, the 17th Shard can serve as the United Nations.
  16. Heal Abrasion, Hurt Progression 1. Gravitation -- 12 2. Division -- 11 3. Abrasion -- 9 4. Progression -- 3 5. Illumination -- 8 6. Transformation -- 6
  17. Welcome to the Shard! Have a cookie and an upvote! All this talk about RPs and SE makes me want to try it out even though I have no idea what what goes on there.
  18. Why would a Steel Inquisitor have the Double Eye of the Almighty tattooed on his forehead? Or, is he some kind of Cosmere Religious Freedom Activist?
  19. Contact me if you need your soul Forged. I have a Forger locked in my basement.
  20. Is that a keyhole on his forehead?
  21. Welcome to the Shard! Have an upvote!
  22. The Igniter? Pyro? The Lighter?
  23. Hurt Adhesion; heal Abrasion 1. Adhesion -- 2 2. Gravitation -- 11 3. Division -- 10 4. Abrasion -- 7 5. Progression -- 5 6. Illumination -- 8 7. Transformation -- 7
  24. The Honest trailers guys know how to criticize movies in totally fun. I recommend them to everybody.
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