Zennix

Welcome to the Shard! Here, have an upvote! Why don't you follow me to The Dark Alley so that we can give you cookies to make you a Bendalloy compounder (to help you with all your food problems). I would like to see you get some geniusing done and come up with some cool theories and stuff.

Welcome to the Shard! Have a cookie and an upvote! Oh! Here's another cookie for your girlfriend.

Wait! I just realized that Aladdin's flying carpet might actually be an Awakened object.

Last night's Horneater stew had a weird taste. No one told me we were going to use you as seasoning.

So, you do suffer from Chronic Parshendi rash. No wonder Kaladin noted that you never take your shirt off.

Granted. The only books you can read now are dictionaries. If you read any other type of book, you will forget everything when you drop the book. The only way to counter the boon is to always maintain physical contact with any book you want to retain your memory of reading it. (Clue: tie the book around a part of your body using a rope or adhesive tapes, or even some glue.) That’s like creating a book metalmind (a Bookmind?). That's so cool, right? It's almost like a boon. I wish to own a Catquistor (a cat Inquisitor).

Are you also one of the bridgemen who were eaten by the Chasmfiend while on chasm duty? Welcome to the Shard! Have a cookie and an upvote.

I plan to create a Sentient Awakened Object (like Nightblood) that feeds on upvotes and unleash it on the 17th Shard. (evil cackling)

I dived into the fire and lava of Mount Doom, retrieved the One Ring, and used it to propose to my girlfriend. Can anyone beat that? Welcome to the Shard! Have a cookie and an upvote.

I guess it's just a matter of perspective.

Horneater Peaks. Dude, I don't want to die before doing any actual sightseeing on Roshar. Would you rather own a portable Transportation fabrial or a Regrowth fabrial? (You can use either of them indefinitely, and without stormlight)

Ruin is dead. Also, didn't you get the memo from Ironeyes, "Hemalurgy is good now". So, share the love by sharing the cookies.

You know you are a Sanderfan when you search for pictures of the ugly lizard-crab thing on Google.

You know you are a Sanderfan when you have Aons printed on your underwear.

A skaa. At least I get to live longer, marry and have kids. I may even join the underground and earn some wealth. If I'm lucky, I might even Snap and become a skaa Mistborn. Would you rather be a skaa Seeker or a skaa Smoker in the Final Empire?

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That's why I need the Old Magic.

Granted. But you don't live long enough to the exam because you are murdered by Ghostblood assassins who mistook you for Jasnah. I wish to spank Cultivation. (Sorry guys. I just couldn't stop myself from posting that)

So many people have noted the damage that the Kandra can inflict on the Rosharan armies but I think that they can be countered by Knights Radiant and proto-Radiants who can enter Shadesmar. For example, an Elsecaller like Jasnah can partially enter into Shadesmar and verify whether someone is not a Kandra in disguise. On the other hand, it seems like we all have forgotten that spren (e.g Syl, Pattern, Wyndle etc) can be used to spy on the Scadrian Forces.

Thank you

Welcome to the Shard! Here, have a cookie, an upvote and a hat.

The text box appears. Every thing works fine until after I save the new signature. The saved signature just doesn't show up on my profile or posts. I even tried to do it using a computer but the result is still the same.