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Zennix

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  1. Ironman is a Windrunner in Shardplate. I mean, he even has a glowing energy source (Stormlight-infused gemstone?) in his breastplate. Also, he has a spren (JARVIS). Maybe we will finally get to see his Shardblade in the Ironman 4 movie.
  2. I think he's a Kolossblooded double Pewter Twinborn Compounder.
  3. I don't think anxiety disorders have anything to do with me seeing Aons on my wall or hearing the Game of Thrones theme song when no one else can.
  4. recently refurbished mansion.
  5. Granted. You get one day of practical philosophy lessons from Jasnah. Unfortunately, midway through the lessons, you are attacked by Ghostblood assassins who murder after Jasnah elsecalls herself out of there leaving you behind. I wish for a taste of the Horneater lager.
  6. I have the superpower of seeing and hearing things that other people can't see or hear but my Psychiatrist keeps telling me that it's all in my head. Can you believe the guy?
  7. Kaladin. At least I would lose only one family member. Would you rather be a Mistborn or a Surgebinder?
  8. When you write an essay on the Realmatic theory of the Marvel Comic Universe. (I'm wondering whether Spider-Man formed a Nahel bond with the spider that bit him)
  9. You get a Hoid action figure. *Inserts a dun sphere*
  10. You get Nighblood who is the equivalent of 1000 Breaths. Being ignorant of its power, you unsheathe it, but since you don't have Investiture, you die. I wish to lead a chasmfiend Orchestra.
  11. Sweet! That would be like making a zombie out of a terminator.
  12.  

    Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

    Mark Twain

  13. Just wanted to add this before someone else posts something.
  14. I can't seem to be able to change my signature no matter how many times I try. I use a mobile phone for this forum. I don't know whether signatures can't via mobile phones. Is that it? Seriously, I need some assistance. I've got this really cool idea for my signature but I'm unable to use it.
  15. Welcome to the Shard! Have a cookie (definitely spiked).
  16. Granted. The crossover couple is Kar (Inquisitor) and Eshonai (Parshendi). Their relationship encourages Odium and Ruin to form an alliance which leads to the complete destruction of the Cosmere. I wish to date Shallash.
  17.  

    A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

    Steve Martin

  18. Granted. But you are so consumed by hatred of your existence that you commit suicide by splintering yourself. I wish for a pet Chasmfiend.
  19. You are guided to the River Lethe in the underworld where your memory gets wiped off permanently, including your memories of Brandon Sanderson's books. I wish to become a Returned with unlimited Breaths.
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