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    You get a bag of sand. *Destroys vending machine to retrieve Shardfork* *Patches up vending machine with duct tape* *Inserts whitespine tusk*
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    I'm an Oldblood. We don't rule Alethkar anymore, but when we did, we ruled better than Elhokar at least.
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    Now, it's the Cobalt guard! Why do keep joining military squads that get massacred often?! OMG, I don't wanna die! Someone please upvote me outta here!
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    @NamelessThirteenth had to create this thread and become the person at the top part of the thread because that's the only way he can get people to look up to him.
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    Hello

    Zennix replied to Merrickz's topic in Introduce Yourself!

    Tell them bro. Welcome to the Shard! Have some cookies. You can choose whichever ones you prefer. Oh! Here's an upvote for you!
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    I have been admitted into the elite group of soldiers who fight mistborns (and lose). We always manage to get wiped out whenever we fight mistborns.
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    You know you are a Sanderfan when you use Syl stickers in your chats to express cuteness.
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    Vending machine spits out a confused Herdazian *Inserts an atium bead*
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    It took you 2 whole days to reply. Were you filling a Zinc metalmind or is that your normal mental speed?
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    It looks like none of you guys can stay on the topic. I wonder how you managed to get even a single upvote. Oh! I see! You got them all from your introduction post.
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    Granted. You find out through personal experience that anyone who burns a hemalurgically charged metal will develop profuse, constant and everlasting Diarrhea. (So, I understand why you are posting on the 17th Shard from your toilet.) I wish to become a Returned who can convert pizza to Breaths.
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    Be careful. The Inquisitors have eyes on you. Keep your tin constantly flared.
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    Why do you call yourself NamelessThirteen? Is it because 17th Sharders find it so difficult to remember your name that you might as well be anonymous?
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    Welcome to the Shard! Have a cookie and an upvote.
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    Welcome to the Shard! Here, have a cookie and an upvote! Another Fleet story (*tears in my eyes*). Journey before destination.
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    You need to worry about Dark Alley agents only aka Men in Spikes aka Cookie Distribution Agency.
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    Try the Sanderson Memes thread. You might like it. Lots of cool stuff there.
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    I'm glad you liked it. We have a noble cause. It's a philanthropic group that cares about the nutritional an spiritual well-being of 17th Sharders.
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    Then you definitely don't need more Wayne logic.
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    Welcome to the Shard! Have a cookie and an upvote! The cookies are rich in Iron and other minerals. Just ask your doctor.
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    Welcome to the Shard! Have a cookie and an upvote! About Brandon Sanderson's writing speed; there is rumor going around that he is a Bendalloy misting.
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    Don't worry. Every new member is advised to have an introduction thread.
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    Welcome to the Shard. It isn't that difficult. You only need to apply some Wayne logic (meaning, you just say the first thing that comes to mind. It doesn't have to make any sense).
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