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Zennix

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  1. Wrong thread
  2. There is no harm in keeping the hope alive.
  3. And you even ask Amazon to automatically sign you up for pre-order if there's ever any news of prequels or sequels. #INeedMoreRandal'Thor
  4. Can one of you fellow Sanderfans come and help me explain to the cops that I wasn't trying to commit suicide when I slit my wrist? I keep telling them that I would become a Knight Radiant heal myself with stormlight easy
  5. Nah. That's why he needed some motivation (bribe) . A Sanderfan would have jumped at chance.
  6. A box of homemade Chicken Chouta.
  7. When shave off the beautiful long hair you've had all your life just so you can cosplay as a female Steel Inquisitor at the Salt Lake Comic Con. When you bribe your one-armed war veteran neighbor to accompany you to the Salt Lake Comic Con and cosplay as Lopen, the one-armed Herdazian.
  8. Stormlight Archive: World War V (Voidbringer)
  9. When you forget yourself and try to summon your lawnmower
  10. Steel Inquisitor. He doesn't need to blink or rest his eyes. Who is more likely to own a fast sports car, Adolin or Kelsier?
  11. Ruin. His team will always be No.1 in the league because all the other teams would have moved to a different planet. Who would be the better hacker, Jasnah or Khriss?
  12. The Life of a Cosmere Shard.
  13. Wonder Woman
  14. When you seriously consider naming your child after a prison.
  15. Straight from the The Dark Side of the Shard! Mua ha ha ha ha!
  16. When you name your Rock band group 'The Sleepless'
  17. Just a little Rosharan history lesson
  18. The Life of a 17th Sharder
  19. This is part of my The Life of a 17th Sharder meme series.
  20. Oathbringer fever! Have you caught it yet?!
  21. Long time no post, meme freaks! So, have this!
  22. I'm finally a Steelrunner. Now I can break the Olympics 100m record. I hope they don't invent a Ferruchemy dope test soon. Everybody, watch out for uZenn Bolt during the next Olympic games!
  23. Welcome to the Shard! Have a cookie and an upvote! The cookies are delicious. I love looooong books and series too. Stormlight Archive was the first BS book series I read (it became my all-time favorite). You will enjoy the Shard.
  24. Oh! There are several other ways. For example, you shout from the rooftops, since nobody actually listens to what you say.
  25. Ahhhhh! Noooo! This thread has made my mind weak. All that idiocy floating around here has finally gotten to me too.
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