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  1. Apollyon
    Et tu brute Amaram? *cackles maniacally* An illegitimate shardbearer murders a group of innocent soldiers who sought to protect him ...
  2. Apollyon
    I'm most like Renarin, because other than the fact that we share an order of Radiants, we're both inquisitive and desperately trying to fit in somewhere... Just kidding about the lonely part, but in all seriousness, Renarin.
  3. Apollyon
    Kaladin someone tripped almost jumped off a cliff before a glowing girl stopped him with poisonous leaves.
  4. Apollyon
    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition Ghostbloods. The Mistborn flew across the sky before being violently mutilated by a flurry of boxings.
  5. Apollyon
    Granted, but you can’t cut or burn anything with it. I wish for a door that can access the Dor.
  6. Apollyon
    Granted, but the cheesecake is so perfect that it believes you are unworthy of it’s presence. I wish that no upvotes are ever to be given to anyone on this thread ever again.
  7. Apollyon
    Granted, but the question has to be about Reckoners. I wish Reckoners wasn’t Cosmere.
  8. Apollyon
    Granted, but unfortunately, the pie isn't spiked. I wish for @AonEne to actually get her little 17th Shard get-together thing to actually happen. (PLEASE!!!)
  9. Apollyon
    I wish @AonEne would stop taking after @Tesh and wish after her banes.
  10. Apollyon
    So do I! Best. Ship. Ever!
  11. Apollyon
    Granted, but he kills you. I wish to take Cultivation from @MacThorstenson Edit: Ninja’d too lazy to make a new one...
  12. Apollyon
    *cough* *cough* Shalladin *cough* I just love their interactions with each other.
  13. Apollyon
    While researching UFOs for school, I figured out that part of the Roswell wreckage was sticks. I think you can see where it went from there. “WE ARE STICK. WE COME IN STICK.”
  14. Apollyon
    But alas, they didn’t know the words.
  15. Apollyon
    The implosion countered an explosion, so technically it only blew up once. With Butt Venture's Returned strength, he survived. Along with the new baby ghanderflaffles that spawned from the corpses of their parents.
  16. Apollyon
    Recently. Someone had the universe blow up. Again.
  17. Apollyon
    The scent of daffodils reminded Urafius of his previous life, giving him the sudden realization that his name was once 'Butt'. Being newly Returned, he didn't know what the word meant, and in an attempt to remember his previous existence, he started going by it. PERMANENTLY. Can we have Butt Venture stay Butt Venture? I kinda like his name.
  18. Apollyon
    Butt had a sudden urge to escape the ghanderflaffle’s loving embrace in order to see the puppy lawn mower riding contest.
  19. Apollyon
    Actually, his death was caused by lack of Breath. Uncle Brandy was a Returned. He had hoarded enough extra Breaths to last him a few years, but sadly forgot after he ran out of extras and died. He never was a very good god anyway.
  20. Apollyon
    If you were to have the Seventh Heightening (Invested Breath Recognition) would you be able to tell if something was lashed, or someone was burning metals, etc.? Basically, is the Seventh Heightening almost like burning bronze?
  21. Apollyon
    Butt thoroughly enjoyed the ghanderflaffles playful antics, because, after all, everyone knows that ghanderflaffles express affection via disembowelment.
  22. Apollyon
    Oily black feathers violently rubbed against Butt, causing him to bleed in excessive amounts. Butt screamed in happiness.
  23. Apollyon
    Er... probably not. My group didn’t like all the Vorin doctrine and taboos, so we went with a socialist society.
  24. Apollyon
    When you’re in History and are given an assignment to make a country + government with a group and you and your sander-friend immediately suggest Alethkar to your respective groups. The teacher ended up telling us we couldn’t have the same name, so my friend bullied me into taking Jah Keved... Then I had to put up with forcing my group to accept Jah Keved. (It worked!)
  25. Apollyon
    Butt got some prosthetic arms to help him out, but unfortunately, his new arms had to be taxidermized cremlings. Two words. Budget cuts.
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