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  1. Apollyon
    Granted, your duck and beaver come up with hemallurgic antics and intend on spiking some semi-useful attribute out of you. I wish that I wasn’t so obsessed with the color green.
  2. Apollyon
    When you contemplate the implications of spiking a Sanderson book... Spike out Creativity and Success into yourself. I have the former, but I can speak for all of us in lacking the latter.
  3. Apollyon
    That was Odium’s 2nd win. Since the lawyering was best 3 out of 5; this next round was the tiebreaker.
  4. Apollyon
    Granted you have the culinary skills of Rock. In the way that you use chill dung in every meal. Even if you don’t put it in, it finds a way to infiltrate your cooking perfection. I wish to be a full foot taller than I am now in US Customary system and to stay that way and never grow/shrink ever again.
  5. Apollyon
    This hurt Butt’s mind in every tense.
  6. Apollyon
    It was very intense, in the way that it was in the tense. Which tense you ask? Every tense.
  7. Apollyon
    Granted, your eyes are so shiny and reflective that you effectively blind anyone you make eye contact with. You should see it when you’re on stormlight... I wish for exactly 29 hairs on my head that are still big enough to have a full head of hair.
  8. Apollyon
    When Mistborn: TFE became your new favorite book just 9 chapters in. Brandon has purified me.
  9. Apollyon
    Alcatraz
  10. Apollyon
    Butt eventually settled on having Rock as his lawyer.
  11. Apollyon
    Hmm... Granted, but the hemallurgic beaver loves you so much that it smothers you via hug. You die and it returns to @Ishar. I wish for an obscurely high number of kittens.
  12. Apollyon
    When you are desperately trying to convince your Sanderfriends to get accounts on the 17th Shard but they refuse to because of what they’ve seen it do to you...
  13. Apollyon
    Granted, but he dislikes his name and decides to change it. He legally changes his name to Professor Bartholdi Bartholomew Junior the Fourth. I wish for a very red shirt, so red that it is redder than red in the reddest possible way. Red.
  14. Apollyon
    Umm... @Ashspren, the answer was Baon. We’re waiting for @CragHack.
  15. Apollyon
    The dropbear was absolutely fabulous in every way. Butt couldn’t help but stare as the predatory marsupial tore Hoid’s hair out.
  16. Apollyon
    I just can’t wait for little baby Wax to burn pewter and destroy the house. Also, Wayne would make a great pseudo-uncle!
  17. Apollyon
    But don’t tell anyone that. It would ruin Hoid’s Awakened Boxer Short’s business.
  18. Apollyon
    Yes, yes, no. No lightning bolt tattoos or decals. It is in my experience that ladies prefer flames over lightning.
  19. Apollyon
    A high ranked obligator in the Final Empire.
  20. Apollyon
    Hoid gave Butt a high-five.
  21. Apollyon
    Galladon.
  22. Apollyon
    Unfortunately. But at least it wasn’t Straff or Sadeas. Who were coincidentally standing just next to them.
  23. Apollyon
    I once wanted a 1:1 reputation to post level, but I think I’m too far gone until Sanderson Memes gets some attention again...
  24. Apollyon
    When you haven’t finished your reread of a Sanderson book and it’s due at the library today so you read the last 300 pages in an hour.
  25. Apollyon
    Was the previously ‘Cosmere Theories’ board renamed to ‘Cosmere Discussion’ recently? If so, what was the reason for this?
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