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MacThorstenson

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  1. This is a really interesting magic system, I have 4 questions though, First, Would it be possible for someone to directly take energy from one thing and move it into another? I.E. lets say I want to kill someone. If I find an old rock, could I take, for example 100 years, and put it directly into the person, or would it pass through me first, possibly killing me, and then on to him? My second question is, if it does have to pass through you in the example above, would it affect me first before going onto another person and stop flowing if I die, or could I draw in 1000 years, and pass it on to him, with my body only dying when all of the time has passed through? My third question, is would "time wells" be possible, similar to a metalmind from mistborn, where I could keep some old things on me and use them as a reservoir of time for an undefined amount of time? My fourth question is, do objects leak time, similar to how stormlight does? If I were able to accumulate 10000 years in a pebble, assuming it would still be intact, would it leak this time, returning to its natural age?
  2. That is exactly the point of the DA. We have never cared about power, we only wanted to discover the limits of hemalurgy. Our scientists bakers, are devoted to the well being of our consumers, and if any harm would come to them, it is completely accidental*. Our goal is to use the knowledge gained, not for our own gain, but for the betterment of mankind**. *DA Disclaimer applies. **Mankind includes but is not limited to: Eldritch abominations, humanoids, any resulting Hemallurgic creatures, Shards and sentient investiture*.
  3. Welcome, out of curiosity, have you considered joining the Dank alley? Joining has many benefits, not limited to*: Access to our top of the line research labs, Not being spiked against your will, UNLIMITED COOKIES!!! *DA Disclaimer applies.
  4. What, giving out free cookies is spoilers? So long as we don't tell him whats really going on, he won't bee spoiled.
  5. Yeah, I would second Master ooklajack, don't visit that Bakery, the dark alley in my sig is much, much better. And our spikes cookies are better.
  6. Here's an idea, we sell ookla the noble some lifeless employees to work in his bakery. Then we have them covertly spike some customers.
  7. "We were deep in the recruitment wing of the alleys when that guy showed up. Who was supposed to be on security tonight?" Ookla the Capricious asks. *and is this a big enough screw up that I can get them demoted to test subject?* He then wonders quietly.
  8. Welcome to the Dark Alley my friend. You have just opened the door to near limitless opportunity and knowledge, and spikes cookies!
  9. I have in recent times, found it extremely difficult to get new test subjects from the introductions thread. Occasionally I bring in one new person, but the enemies of the alleys are very strong and are turning the new members against us. Either we need to change our recruitment methods or find a new market.
  10. Check out the Dark Alley if you ever want a place to discuss the intricacies of hemalurgy baking with us.
  11. Nice. Which is your favorite? Personally I love Mistborn because of the many Magic systems present in that series.
  12. Welcome to the 17th shard!! Have a delicious safe* free cookie from the Dark alley Bakery as a welcoming present. A quick question, how many of Brandon's Books have you read? * usual DA disclaimer applies.
  13. As per this Wob, we know that the spiritual DNA of the allomancer becomes spliced with that on the spike. My theory is that this splicing would have the same effect as someone spiking the allomancer, except it would not cause a hole to be ripped into your spirit web, and not cause you to be opened up to the effects of emotional allomanceres and shards. Basically the all the pluses of Hemallurgy without the dangers. What do you guys think?
  14. We do have a special variety of baked good that has been proven you increase your health, strength and senses
  15. If you don't want any cookies, How about some Brownies? The Dark alley bakery has all kinds of baked goods.
  16. Welcome to the 17th shard, we are glad to have you! Quick question, out of all of his magic systems, which is your favorite?
  17. Welcome to the 17th shard, we are glad to have you!! Just a quick friendly notice, there are those who will warn you not to eat the DA bakeries cookies, don't listen to them, our spiked cookies are perfectly safe and nutritious and very Delicious. Here try for yourself!!
  18. That has worked in the past for getting new hemalurgists bakers, but for some reason that didn't attract new test subjects customers.
  19. Is it possible that he was looking into the cognitive realm with the perpendicularity so close and seeing the spren of each order? Also, similar to how those who picked up the shard of preservation gained knowledge about how to use it, maybe picking up a portion of Honors power allowed Dalinar to know what each spren was and which order they bonded to.
  20. I am wounded that you would ever consider me untrustworthy. When have I lied to you? Also all of the cookies sold/given/distributed are perfectly safe*. *usual DA disclaimer applies.
  21. Do we know What the DA disclaimer is? Or was it lost in the accidental black hole creation a few weeks back? Also @Fatebreaker what do we have to do to become official denzines of the dark alley? Is their an application, or can we start our research whenever we feel the need?
  22. Our cookies are delicious, and perfectly safe*. Here take one and see for yourself! *Usual DA disclaimer applies.
  23. How else are we supposed to get new members? Ask them nicely?
  24. EXACTLY, I don't know why we get all the hate that we do.
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