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    Seeing that the votes are concentrated on Rae and Nyali, and one of them will be lynched (most likely), I have a bad feeling about this. Rae is claiming thug, so if that's true then it's a lynch wasted. And if Nyali goes, well, I'm not too sure about that. I'm getting the feeling that both Rae and Nyali are village(but of course one of them will end up Spiked, and then everyone will be referencing this as grounds to lynch me), so we should put efforts into those sketchy less actives.
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    Why does it have to be a giant coin? Small coins work too. #SmallCoinsLivesMatter
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    Welcome to the Shard! Nice to meet you. And the puns might come soon...
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    *Clap*
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    Aimians are despised by the people, we know that, but I think the near destruction of the entire race lends itself to a greater force. Desolations?
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    Matilda eagerly ate the ash taco, wolfing it down in seconds. Joe didn't know whether to ask for payment... Joe was startled by the request, so he folded three ash tacos together in a cone and handed it to Matilda. It should be enough.
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    Joe patrolled the streets of Tyrian Falls, preying upon the weak and the slow. No one could escape from the wrath... of his ash tacos! Once a civilian was within his sight, they would have no choice but to purchase one. Besides, who wouldn't? No one has declined... and no one ever will. Joe rubbed his hands together and patted his pockets bulging with boxings. Well, they are small pockets, but they are still bulging! There, at the intersection, a lone man was crossing the street! A fool move, for Joe was in the immediate vicinity! He pounced. "Why hello there, fellow citizen. Would you care to purchase a delicious treat? Full of vitamins and minerals, and no trace metals! Here, have a try!" Joe swiftly thrust an ash taco into the man's hands. The man looked confused, then reluctantly took a bite. "Oh, sorry, we don't offer free samples. You're going to have to pay for that... one boxing, please." The man glared at Joe, but when he didn't budge, he reached into his pocket and handed Joe a coin. Joe gave him a charming smile and walked away. Another success! Who's next? Joe looked around, and spotted yet another pedestrian, the crazy cat lady! He froze. The crazy cat lady? Do or don't, do or don't, do or don't, do or don't... Do. Joe strode confidently over to Matilda, and launched straight into his routine. "Why hello there, madam. Would you care for a delectable pastry/thing?" Joe, seeing the bottle in her hand, snatched it and poured the contents over an ash taco. "Now alcoholic!" @Madagascar, so you see it.
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    Seems right...
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    Welcome to the Shard! Don't eat the cookies (but you've lurked enough to know that). You can post your theories in the Cosmere Theories section, or specifically under Stormlight, Mistborn, etc. Probably someone else can give you a more accurate description.
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    Welcome to the Shard! Hello! Which books of Brandon's have you read? Which is your favorite? And don't eat the cookies, even if they look really good. They'll Ruin your appetite.
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    .noisulcnoc erofeb nosaeR .gnimussa erofeb gnikcehC .gnisseug erofeb stcaF A Reversalspren has bonded me, or have I bonded it? The Oaths are reversed, now I am free! My boundings are broken, purpose transposed. An opposite to progress, that opposite is me!
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    Joe woke up as the rays of dawn touched his face. Well, they didn't really touch his face, but it felt like it. He looked around, and finding nothing, fell back asleep. ... ... A few hours later, Joe woke up again. Something was touching his face, but it didn't feel like dawn. He opened his eyes. Rat was sitting on his face. Squeak. "Rusting bloody storms Lord Ruler pajamas!!!!" Joe literally sprang from the ash and left a perfect afterimage behind him made of ash. It lasted 1.2945871 seconds before fading from existence and the world returned to the normal bounds of possibility. Joe turned on Rat. "What the storms were you thinking, disturbing my sleep by sitting on my face?!" Squeak. "What do you mean I have to post a RP this cycle? What the heck is a RP and what is a cycle?" Squeak, squeak, squeak..... squeak. "You know what, fine. I don't want to hear about whatever strangeness is going on in your tiny mind." Squeak. "You mind is not larger than mine!" Squeak. "Just shut up. I'm going to go make that ash taco vendor."
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    That's great! Thank you so much. Let's see if this goes well...
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    So I've been working on some fantasy, but I've run into a dead end, or at least some rocky terrain. So I have this character who is a slaver. He's real nasty and curses and scowls, spits, and whacks people with sticks. The problem is that I need to turn him completely around. He is speaking to a crowd of buyers for his slaves, acting like a perfect salesman. I just can't get it to click, him speaking persuasively and not negatively. Any suggestions, favorite ways to write salespeople, etc.
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    I'm voting for Manukos. He hasn't voted for every lynch, but when he does, he provides only a sentence or two and goes on his way. And that's about all of the posting he does during a cycle. To agree with Doc, Manukos is otherwise active around the forum, but isn't posting very much on here. This is not the "glorious return of the Contribution Crusade", rather Manukos' inactivity seems suspicious.
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    So the Elims wanted to leave us with no where to turn... Lopen was the next one up on the chopping block, even though he turned out to be Village. Now we have no definite leads (but did we ever?), so who will be prime suspect? Since we have successfully lynched one Spiked, then has anyone analyzed his former post on his feelings about other players? Obviously, the majority of the players that he would claim "Villager-y" would be Spiked. I haven't.
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    Ah, so the spiking injection would automatically trigger the process? That is an interesting idea... and it would give one with that knowledge incredible power. Of course, these processes won't give you supernatural powers; these are all biological. However, it could allow you shoot fire out of your hands, because of a new organ that produces methane and shoots it from your fingertips, and then makes your fingernails hard and capable of creating sparks. Thus you could shoot fire.
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    What if the human body is programmed with pressure codes that activate unnatural processes. Each one is extremely detailed and random, so there is an extremely minuscule chance that an individual will activate one. For example, a certain sequence of tapping and scratching on the left side of your ribs will cause an arm to grow out of that spot. Suddenly you have three arms. This gives rise to all of those strange stories of people with strange powers/body parts.
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    I'm not sure how everyone else feels, but I spontaneously had the impression that Madagascar is Spiked, but ish deshieving ush with her RP-ing and lishp. She also has a good strategy, by making her RPs beloved and interesting, so the actives are reluctant to lynch her. Of course, Madagascar, this is just a random suspicion, so don't get worried just yet.
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    I cannot say that I spent it with usefulness, but perhaps I spent it with uselessness.
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    Welcome to the Shard! It's great to have you here! No puns yet? Let me Cultivate some Ambition...
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    Welcome to the Shard!
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    Joe strolled through the town square as the shadows of dusk filled the alleys. Reginald died, apparently. Finally cornered. Joe rounded the corner and walked to his corner. Well, he had forgot which was his, so he had laid claim to all of the corners in Tyrian Falls. He heard tiny footsteps approaching. "So did you trip him this time?" Squeak. "Well, he's dead now. Going to give any hints on the next Spiked?" Squeak squeak. "Well, good night to you." We have finally taken Dalinar down! Next target...?
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    Well, we can just base different cards on versions of Hoid, like Hoid, King of Beggars, and Hoid, King's Wit.
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    I think we need a new vote count...
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