The morning after his visit to The Graceful Vendris, I-Pick-Things-Up-And-Put-Them-Down thumped his way over to the biggest lumberjack he could find.
You give me ax. I cut down trees. You cut down trees. I cut down more trees than you, I win. You cut don more trees, I win. Loser tells whole town that winner won. Either way, you show me where to put trees to get marks. Good?