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  1. The Technovore
    If Brandon wrote children’s action shows then kids wouldn’t be screaming “Mighty morphin Power Rangers”, they’d be screaming “Life before Death! Strength before Weakness! Journey before Destination!” Which would be the absolute coolest thing your 5-9 year olds could possibly be screaming.
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    This was fine until he thought to put it on a pizza. Then people took issue with it.
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    *Tfw you have an inside-joke nickname on the 17th Shard and you’re feeling just so blessed*
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    Johnny gabbled something that hopefully sounded like “Help me put out the last lf the flames,” but at this point his muscles were barely even responding to his brain, so he hoped to the skies that his words formed properly. He tossed his fire extinguisher to the man and dashed to the stairs to make sure there wasn’t an even bigger problem up there. He decided it was best to ignore the time paradox standing next to the time bubble he passed by on his way there.
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    Hahahaha, see, it’s funny, because that meme originally came from this thread. I don’t blame ya for not seeing it though, this is a LONG thread. Pretty much any sanderson meme you’ll find on the internet came from here. To post content not already on this thread, you’re probably going to have to *dun dun dun* make it yourself. *gasps from the audience while one dude faints on the spot*
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    Johnny fought fires like he’d never fought anything before. The flames hadn’t caught on the majority of the walls or the second story—at least he hoped it hadn’t—but most of the furniture and fixings were wood, which was a massive problem when there a man dual-weilding blowtorches trying to burn down the place. Johnny scowled at the maniac while he stifled another flaming booth—getting large amounts of foam on a woman trying to mind her business. Specking lunatics trying to drink their sorrows away when the place is literally burning down around them. Specking maniac trying to burn the place down. Specking superheroes for being so incompetent in 5v1 fight. Johnny threw his empty fire extinguisher onto the growing pile of ones he’d already spent. He watched as a terrified looking man burst into the room and fired his gun at the waiter—who was still using that poor woman as his sheild. Idiot is going to get her killed! Not like he could do any better. He’d gotten lucky with that first shot—the second one would be much more shaky. Johnny shivered, the adrenaline and stress of the situation taking a major toll on his body, and went back to his task—saving the inn.
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    Johnny was putting out a flaming table when he heard someone request stormlight. Stormlight? Stormlight?! ”What the heck’s a stormlight?” Wait—that was Jacien! He remembered Jacien! He was engaging the maniac with his swords, but his glow was quickly fading. I need to get him stormlight!
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    Johnny RN: Also he’s fighting fires and stuff.
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    Johnny gasped in relief as the pain subsided. “Uhm...” Johnny glanced at the instructions. “You uh... you pull out the pin, point the hose at the fire you want to kill, and squeez this metal handle thingy.” He fumbled with it until he managed to sucessfully complete his own instructions. “Yea.”
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    Johnny watched in horror as the man’s bloody face reknitted and the fight resumed. No no no no no! I can’t shoot him again! I can barely stand and my wrist is broken! Crap, crap, crap crap crap. Help. He need to help. He had to find some way... The fires, He had to save the inn. Let the superheroes deal with that guy. Johnny scrambled over the bar next to where Malu crouched. “Malu! We have to save your inn!” Johnny handed him the fire extinguisher that had been in his arms since whenever. He propped a second one on the bar using his good hand and his arm. “We need to start with the fire!”
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    Johnny slumped. His arm burned from the shot, but his wrist hurt incredibly. His mind filled. I just shot someone. I just shot someone. And I looked awesome doing it. Ow ow ow ow ow my wrist ow ow ow I think I broke it. Ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh I JUST SHOT SOMEONE. Stop the fight now. Stop the fight now! ”Stop the fight! Now!”
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    Korg the Iron Girder.
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    This is getting out of hand. New brawlers joined the fight every second. They weren’t even focusing on the maniac now, they were just fighting. The barkeeper seemed to be barely keeping the blowtorch at bay, but that crazy wouldn’t give up, even with three others trying to down him. This needs to stop—but what can I do? Johnny looked at Malu—the man who’d just last night practically saved him from mental destruction. The decision didn’t take long. I have seconds to save him, to stop the maniac, and I’m on the other side the room. Specks. Johnny leapt from his seat and charged the bar. He watched the struggle to the left as he ran. He needed a clear view of the maniac. He didn’t consider why, he didn’t think anything through like he usually did, he just took action. There! One of the men shifted to the side, giving a clear view of the maniac’s face—bleeding grin and all. Johnny skidded to a stop, going down on one knee, and swung the Smith & Wesson .500 that had been in his hand for ten seconds now to line up between his eye and the maniac’s temple. ~Crack~
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    And DC huddled in a corner whimpering while the box office hurled bad reviews and verbal abuse at it—but no one really wanted to pay attention to that.
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    Korg the Sentient Iron Girder
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    Gorg waved back cheerily before body-slamming Tomo in the chest.
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    “You gotta cut loose,” said Tomo the radical rollerblader from 60s, “footloose!” A brick saved the day and hit Tomo in the knee.
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    Because honestly who needs that much paperwork?
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    In those cases he puts on his Walkman and says “I might as well kick it.”
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    Hah! How I would’ve loved to have been in that room! Have an upvote (*or three ) friend! YKYASF when you realize that your crush’s crush (who is also your best friend (who is crushing on a completely different girl (yes it’s complicated (It’s also hilarious)))) is a lighteyes, and since you’re a darkeyes you really have your work cut out for ya. *I am not insinuating that I am multi-accounting at all I’m just hinting that maybe this post** deserves a minimum of three upvotes please do not disembowl me. **and by this post I mean the post above me.
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    In those cases his life gets flip-turned upside down.
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    Narrator Tech grins slyly before hatching a plan.
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    Narrator Tech side-eyed Narrator Lunamor
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    The Darkest Age
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