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  1. The Invested Beard
    You're what they call "a keeper".
  2. The Invested Beard
    Not really Nightblood's decision. His command from his creator upon first coming to being was "Destroy evil". The only thing he has to decide is what evil is exactly.
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    Yeah if there's one thing I miss these days, it's sleep. Sorry don't mean to derail. Back to the cuddly lovey-dovey crush talk.
  4. The Invested Beard
    The ways of the beard are mysterious. If my beard ever attaches itself to a hipster I will end it.
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    Heh. Because she's fat.
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    As I've been married for 8 years and have 3 kids, I should probably stay out of the conversation so as not shoot down the balloons of new love and optimism with the harsh burning arrows of bitter reality. That being said, I really do love my wife and kids.
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    I'm watching you right now.
  9. The Invested Beard
    That. Is. Hilarious.
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    They also escalated quickly unfortunately. The road to hell is paved with good intentions. But enough of this, here's a picture of a chinchilla wearing a hat:
  11. The Invested Beard
    Trust me, everything gets harder as you age.
  12. The Invested Beard
    Oh yeah I'm not knocking the effort and ability put into the thing, it's amazing. Just not spikey enough.
  13. The Invested Beard
    That escalated quickly.
  14. The Invested Beard
    Visalia California. Looks like me and JamesW are neighbors.
  15. The Invested Beard
    Yeah not quite what I imagined at all. "A thousand spires" have become...four.
  16. The Invested Beard
    When the worms tell you it's time to jump over the croissant, you have to do it or be set on fire by the unicorn wearing a hockey mask. Potatoes are like baby walruses.
  17. The Invested Beard
    Why did the nobles boycott the ball at keep Venture? The musicians were a skaa band.
  18. The Invested Beard
    Followed closely by the 1960's era 1.5lsd.
  19. The Invested Beard
    My beard ate a cookie. It was delicious.
  20. The Invested Beard
    So a normal teenage relationship then.
  21. The Invested Beard
    There is definitely something there, whether it's just that Nergaoul singled the alethi out for it or something else, but yeah historically the Alethi are the most intrinsically intertwined with a culture of glory in warfare. I mean most of their history post-recreance has been killing each other for pretty much no reason and being praised for it by the ardentia.
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    Well, the returned can basically stay alive for as long as they have investiture fueling their divine breath, so I wouldn't say it's much different than that.
  24. The Invested Beard
    Who's to say Edwarn isn't going to show up in BoM? I think it's safe to say he probably will and then from there will carry on into the events of the 4th book.
  25. The Invested Beard
    Like I said it's not a perfect metaphor. Maybe it's the counter acting of the Radiant/Honor influence that creates the nausea. There are certain smoking cessation drugs that do the same thing. When you smoke a cigarette it makes you nauseous. So that is very specific and situational and could make more sense than withdrawal.
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