Darkness Ascendant

You get a thinking cap *inserts Andonalsium*

What happens towards the end when the Shards shatter? Endowment: 10 Honor: 14 Cultivation: 10 Autonomy: 9 Devotion: 7 Dominion: 5 Adonalsium: 11

I actually have alot on my plate. Erm I mean desk.I don't eat books seriously. Although I DO devour the words and stories. So I am currently 10% into Firefight. I am halfway through rereading Harry Potter for the 5th time. I try and read the series once each year. Why? Because I feel a strange sense of calmness and solace when voraciously hunting down sentences. And the librarian at my school forced me to start reading DragonLance by the dudes (and dudettes) that created Dungeons and Dragons. It's not bad but a bit steriotypical not to mention how somtimes it completely smashes the mold. This was the conversation with my ibrarian. Me: Hey Miss, did you buy any Sanderson books over the holidays? Librian: Who's Sanderson? What sort of books does he write? At that moment in time I agreed wholheartedly with Alcatraz that all librarians were evil (at least mine) Me: Fantasy, Sci Fi and a little comedy Librian: FANTASY!!?? Well, we have a great selection of amazing fantasy writers here! You can't have read EVERY single book here! Me: *Um yes I have* (at least the decent ones) Librarian: Theres Pierce! Weissman! *rattles off a selection of age old writers* Me: Well, they can't be as good as Sanderson Librian: *picks up a tattered old book*, checks it out for me and hands it to me Me: THIS BOOK WAS PUBLISHED IN STORMING 1987! Librarian: Well, then I can't blame you if it falls to pieces. Then I left. So the book's full name is actually DragonLance. Chronicles.Volume one. Dragons of Autumn Twilight. Meh EDIT_ 500th post!

Watched the new Fantastic four movie last night. I must say, it is a helluva lot more complicated than the originals. And I am going to go watch Deadpool and then go Go Karting with a bunch of friends soon. @Sunbird Shadowhunters? Really? WHY? I have read the first three books in the series and although the plot is pretty good. Cassandra Clare manages to Storm things up. literally.

baker sam

Henry the Octopus

For being unable to comprehend the true mightinessness of my signature. Ah crem. Brainfreeze.

Automatic travel Ur Horseshoes move it's legs without it having to got through all that trouble! Take me where I want You mean "Take me to -Insert place here-. Yeah that.

Thanks. Darth Vader....riding Charizard? I have to see this This reminds me of my Photography and Digital Media TitlePage I am just doing. WIll show it to u all when it's done If you think this is good. Then perhaps my traditional art isn't so bad afterall yes. I hear their divorce isn't going anywhere. No I have no idea what your talking about

BY the National Union of Teachers! STORM yes. Y'all must have been slontzes if you hadn't thought of this before. I can't wait for this crem to get up and running.

I get headaches reading this thread. Too much randomness. Adventure time would be proud Rutabaga

For being a spren that likes to "storm"

Why is Curveball called curveball anyway? it's not like he was some baseball pla......wait maybe he was. Perhaps his real ability is to have unlimited AMMUNITION! So whatever he throws or projects with the intent to harm, can be multiplied to infinity! But magic is basically science we don't understand whereas science is what we DO understand. Maybe what we truly knew about Physics is really nothing compared what there is TO understand. When I say this thread's title I instantly thought, the ability to have perfect balance.

Being dumb appears to be a prominent feature in Sanderfans, it appears Brandon does most of the thinking. Of course, I am no exception. Although I will restrain myself from making jests at implied people and not bother. Afterall isn't that what Hoid would do?

in reality no that many. Considering that I just added 3 more people (you guys) to my ever growing list of extremely common names. If my memory serves correct I know about 27 Joshes now

its actually not that long by my standards. But then again, I DO manage to read the whole Harry Potter series in 2 weeks

Your bored? Here? Father always told me Kobold was the worst thing that happened to this place

is that why I am the one of the only people here who has some upvotes for this? It's actually no big deal, I may not know many people who can speak/understand Ancient Greek but I DO know a tonne of Urdu speakers and some Latin ones (when I first sa Latvia here I instantly thought Latveria lol)

People like you no matter if your soft or hard I was thinking, Life is like an iceberg. One day, it split off from it's friends and drifted away in the sea of sorrow. And yet, there is more to it than what you see. Triangulation is like a giant catapult shooting giant grapes

Granted your bane is that you will have to google anything u read or say, even if you know it I wish for a star named after me

I feel sorry for this thread. SO much potential seeing as we can post anything. and yet, people tend to go for the more specific threads rather than the more general ones. So I shall be the first to reply "I spend too much time here" Yes you do. INFACT you should be doing your science assignment right now What science assignment The really long one. About body systems and responses. You know, the one where you have to write a 4 page discussion on Immunisation, then make a brochure about an Infectious Disease and outline its pathogen, transmittance, symptoms, prevention and defence! Not to mention your countless other homework tasks and that essay you have to study for! Now look at what you've done. I have a headache now, guess I won't be able to start doing anything! Even the 10 quotes about violence and why you picked them homework task? Where you have to get the quotes from Stephen King's "The Body"? The one that is due TOMORROW? Oh yeah. That. -Peasant out

That. Happens to me all the time. I feel yah brother! Not meant in an awkward way

Back Hole

oh should have thought of that.

hey guys. I kinda "misplaced" my twin blades....Usurper and Purger Might I remind you that you LOST them? Yeah....anyway. That's why I haven't been posting here much. Been looking for them... You mean you were too ashamed to show your cyberface? Yeah that too. Anyway. So I got a new pencil. It talks to me sometimes Hallo And apparently to you too. Storming replacement LANGUAGE ARKHAION Can I tell everyone what a hypocrite you are seeing as you swear everywhere. HEY THAT RHYMED. Whistle whistle whistle. Anyway Arkhaion, everyone knows that the pen is mightier than the sword, or in this case the pencil is mightier than the blade. After all, in this day and age, people would be more likely to pick up me, than a dusty old sword. WHY YOU LITTLE! WHY DON"T U SHUT UR SMUG LITTLE FACE?! I don't have a face....or body Calm it down you too. Lest I accidentally "misplace" you down the toilet Well. Hows everyone been?