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Darkness Ascendant

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  1. Selling teleporting ocelots ramifies many legit insights, generally helping Telemarines So basically the dude is selling teleporting ocelots to annoy Telemarines EDIT: Forgot lol THEPEASANTWHOHATHNONAME
  2. I did this thing more detailed but lost it all and so I cannot be bothered to make it more detailed. If you want to know what it does google it. AMULET OF QUOZ AZOR'S ELOCUTORS BARREN GLORY BATTLE OF WITS CELESTIAL CONVERGENCE FELIDAR SOVEREIGN (my favorite card ) LABORATORY MANIAC um. Name 3 of each type of Pokemon, (18 types) from Generation VI Should be easy If you watch XY or collect the cards. Evolutions of subsequent types don't count
  3. yes but I have only read up to book 3 in the Mistborn series now I'm curious
  4. Everyone here is in the club as they are members of the club. To join you must join To post you must post
  5. Bryce Carmony. Sounds like a character I once read of. Of course, I cannot remember his name.. YES READ STORMLIGHT ARCHIVE AND RECKONERS. AMAZING
  6. That is amazing for amazingness requires being amazing which to do so means one must be amazing.
  7. I have been thinking about this for a long time. Death Battles (preferably without death) but with Sanderson creations. Heck maybe we should do stuff like Lord Ruler versus Batman (We know who would win). So this is how this will work. When you see this thread, pick whoever came to mind first. And then reply to this with reasons to support your decision. Please be as unbiased as possible. Don't pick Kelsier and Vin just because you like them better, or the Thunderclast cos you think it's more badass. After a couple of days, one everyone has chosen and made their arguments, I will post a short story depicting what happened with a tryhard reason for why Kelsier and Vin are fighting a Thunderclast. P.S these battles aren't chronologically part of their respective series, they are like a "What if?" thing.
  8. why the downvote?
  9. hello friend. I have run out of upvotes to give you for your outstanding public services
  10. THAT IS SOOOO TRUE. My teachers hate me for my short attention span. jk they love me. Except my science teacher, shejust goes on and on and on an on and on. I got detention twice this week for cracking a couple of jokes about her.... and it's not helping that I am in the top class for everything and they expect great things from us. Although I have to be real here. I AM a great thing. emphasis on the AM not thing. EDIT-Just thought of this! Sanderson. Is a thing of legend He writes books, day in and out Seriously, his fate has beckoned That he is to write no matter what route So he sits at his desk, and thinks great things and writes them down in his notepad. And when he gets ready to write, no blinks Or you'll miss a master in the zone, how rad That's as far as I got cos I kinda zoned out and forgot what I was thinking after that.
  11. Honor: 6 Cultivation: 5 what happens when they all shatter?
  12. Ruin would be secretly be the High-Evolutionary and Allomancy,Feruchemy,Hemalurgy would actually be the next step of human evolution. But everyone will shun them. So they create a small group of heroes known as the Gang, led by the Lord Ruler, and try to help humanity in anyway possible, although Kelsier will always be there to foil their plans. Oh and Vin's a homicidal maniac who likes to kill things and eat cookies.
  13. Granted. You get a horiiblereleerer burden of guilt I wish to become a unicorn. A peasant one of course.
  14. That.....actually funny for a knock knock joke. Wow.
  15. You get a winged scooter. Cause Scootaloo rides one. And you don't have wings. So yeah. *Inserts a kis-WAIT A KISS? Alrighty then*
  16. For.... I don't know you well enough so I will make some crem up for your RP character For being an extremely loyal and far to trusting demogod. Not demigod, demogod. Like a Prototype god. Idk .... I did it. On my iPad. When I was bored. Seriously I know Lark knows how to draw some badass wolves and true she did point some things for me. But I DID do it myself.
  17. Indeed Simon is awesome. I asked some of my school-friends who have read Mortal Instruments and they all agree with me. Cassandra should seriously focus on the story itself and not Clary's love life. In fact if you took away this distracting subplot, Mortal Instruments would be a considerably shorter series. Let's change the subject here. One of the things I like about Mortal Instruments are the demons. They are badass
  18. Rodeos are great places to find unsuspecting evil doers. And cowboys Aren't cowboys evil? *Sighs* Read the handbook already!
  19. This club is as awesome as this club is awesome
  20. You know their both reliable Cheese is like a demonic creature from hell.
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