Darkness Ascendant

ooooh, like Birds of Prey?

Mate, you got some kangaroos loose in your backyard

This reminded me of something I saw on facebook Don't read the above, I was forced to post this EDIT- MUST SEE THIS https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=3&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjAjszn-OPOAhXCKpQKHZcrC-gQFggnMAI&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.boredpanda.com%2Ffunny-textbook-fails%2F&usg=AFQjCNHCv2zL3ipNdywDxLSz50kYjf2ACA&sig2=cFZmSmcO2tHKRjtf0euHhg

The Magnificent 12

of the world's

Is it weird I like my hard pillows cold and my soft pillows warm?

What are you all talking about??

You know what this reminds me of? Eshonai's mother, her house repeatedly getting destroyed by highstorms but she doesn't want to move out

You cosplay as well......holy storms your amazing

The Darkness awakens. It had been slumbering for days untold.....slumbering in the Distortion World for centuries with his pet Giratina. It is everything yet one thing, the darkness that envelopes all. And today he felt like getting out of bed for once. Ghraaa, screeched Giratina happy that his master was awake for once. Darkness metaphorically stretched as he got up, taking the form of a very big human, like......reaally big. He petted Giratina's head as he metaphorically walked past. He then prompted to rip a hole from his dimension. He moved through it, warping reality as he passed the temporal anomaly and found himself in a strange place. His vast intellect instantly processed it all, taking in the motionless beings, cookies and more lying around. Mildly interested, he snapped his finger..... and everything was reverted back to what the human's would perceive as "normal", whatever that meant anyway. They all became reanimated and proceeded to fight each other, upon which a strange rabbit/kitsune like being asked "How do you "kill" a member?" Such a deep question....Darkness thought, and suddenly this universe broke. Darkness sighed and fixed it again in a few moments, this time making sure to exterminate the kitsune thing. This will be interesting

@Delightful, Youre turn

power of scent

YES> THE RED KNIGHT TRAITOR SON CYCLE BOOK 1 IN ONE DAY!

Yay....Bloodsealer, better than what I had before! My upvote:post ratio is horrendous

but...some of those are good jokes.... I was hoping they were bad... so I could call it... The Edinburgh Cringe Festival

to be devoured

remember those babies in my garage.....I think I can spare one

Saw this one in English class today, we are doing comedy. There were lots of bad puns. "What do you call security guards at a Samsung Store?" Guardians of the Galaxy. Afterwards my mates and I roasted another "friend" "What's the difference between Brendan and a Packet of Chips?" One's full of air, and the others a packet of chips Whats the difference between Brendan and a Packet of Chips? Ones got salt and the other's a packet of chips etc etc Pretty proud as I made them up.

Lots of eldritch abomination and Lovecraftian aspects there I see

Hi

@Quiver, I haven't read any of his Hawkeye, but i see what u mean by continuity issues. But you have to admit, his work with Spiderman was storming amazing. (I noticed you ignored Spiderman) House of M, Secret War, Secret Invasion, SEIGE (Holy cow, that was great), Moon Knight, Avengers vs Xmen and Old man Logan were good to name a few, not to mention his art, which is pretty insane. Also his work in DC with those two Batman volumes, Chronicles and Greatest Stories Ever Told were alright

Now that I think of it.....it's magnetic poles must be completely screwed... That might explain some unusual phenomena

as Odin finished (I was hoping, Stick uprising of 3015 XD)