Darkness Ascendant

A white bald woman is teleported from Auschwitz, Nazi Germany and into the cafeteria of an All-Black Women's jail.... Straight outta Auschwitz Someone explain this (Big Trouble Little China)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaffas

but....your shardsversary was when you joined.....

What? Oh me? Oh, thank you! It’s really kind of… I just threw something on this morning. Nothing special. Eh, thank you, I mean… I’m really bad with compliments but thank you Make that a Jaffington party. Jaffas and Lamingtons together.....mmmmmm (ignore this and compliment delightful)

Alcatraz: Storming grandpa, every time Check your profile @Delightful It tells you when you joined. November 6, 2013

I bought a ceiling fan the other day. I think I should get a job cleaning mirrors. What did the shoes say to the pants? WHAT DO WE WANT? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES WHEN DO WE WANT THEM? NNNNEEEEOOOWWWWW...... On my behalf, I do not copy and paste, I rewrite the jokes in my own words.

and yet....noone has complimented Darkness. GIVE ME COMPLIMENTS, I WANT COMPLIMENTS

which turned into

Here I am......silently gathering as the worlds end. I am binded to this accursed task, and yet it goes on.....

But suddenly, Cthulhu

OMJAY, I can do this one Morzatoth. I have played a number of horror games with this as their focus as well as Magic. So the Eldrazi can count in this. So excited. I might do more than 5 1.Chthulu 2. Eldrazi Scions, Drones, Processors, Spawn 3. EVERY SINGLE damnation SCP IN THE HISTORY OF SCP, head over to the SCP foundation here http://www.scp-wiki.net/ some of the stuff there is pure genius, some is horrible and some are plain weird. I plan on doing a fanfic of this one of these days... 4. Amnesia the Dark Descent. The main bad-guy comes from "beyond the void" and "warps reality with the present" (I had to look up those quotes soz) 5. Castlevania, the entire darn place never looks the same, and not only that but it spawned from the Chaotic Realm 6.The Entity, from Dead by Daylight 7.FNAF, Golden Freddy (shudders), Marionette aka The Puppet, as well as the nightmare versions of the animatronics 8.Halo, The Flood, Gravemind, 9. Jak and Daxter, The Dark Makers and the Metal Head leader 10.Legend of Zelda, Majora, 11. Mass Effect, The Reapers 12. Arceus, Dialga, Palkia,Giratina, Unknown, and some more legendaries 13. Rachet And Clank- Crank in Time, you get a gun that creates a portal to a cosmic horror called Fred which eats your enemies 14.Terrria, Wall of Flesh WLIU name 15 Alola Pokemon other than the starters

Idk why....but Hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy????I know it's a far throw. Also, more hints?

Woah, you guys had a whole conversation on the infinity gems....and I had no idea. Alot of what you guys have said is correct however, and to add.....ILLUMINATIIIIIII No seriously, Marvel's version of the Illuminati, consisting of Namor, Ironman, Dr Strange, Panther, Reed Richards, Xavier and Black Bolt. They are formed to gaurd the infinity stones after Infinity War. (unless Marvel decide not to use Illuminati) Most of these guys will appear in MCU, Black Bolt in INhumans, and Namor...idk Richards will be harder to get considering copyright issues.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pepe-the-frog When the Oathbringer status bar hasn't gone up a percentage during the week Jasnah be like

Fair enough. I still imagine what they would be if they were cosmere related

Read the Hush by Sky Melkie-Wegener. You have to @Patar, If your story is long enough, I reckon you would be able to put in some single scenes from the perspective of "side" character. Traitor Son Cycle does this well. Focusing on their protagonists yet also putting in the perspective of other more minor characters as Eagle has said

Amen brother and welcome to the Shard You really should read the Reckoners books. And Rithmatist, and the Alcatraz books, they are storming amazing

Instead of putting this in the 17th Shard suggestions thread, I decided to make a new thread, as it would be more appropriate. So. The title says it all. A 17th Shard official magazine. We could do an issue every month How many times, have any of you jumped onto the Shard and then became "bombarded" with all the new info, conversations and ideas that have occur. The Randomness thread is a perfect example of this. Every time I am there, there seems to be a few more new pages than last time. If we integrate the magazine into the 17th Shard, then we could make things like "Featured Forum Members"....more featured. We could showcase the best and latest artworks of the month as well as the best new threads to join in. We could have an RP section, showcasing the latest of what has happened in a better way and allow those who don't RP to see some of what has happened. We could have an Oathbringer update each month, as well as list any Sanderson signings and events in the magazine. What do you guys think?

Oh, oh, we can we also do a Cosmere quiz. Where the answers we give personalise our profile pages. Like Darkness Ascendant House Kholin, Surgebinder in training etc etc, but we would have the Kholin glyph and the particular surge' symbol

I like dark humour and anti-jokes. I can also make people feel uncomfortable and I sometimes say random things that make people think, w t f........ Whats worse, ten babies in one trash can, or one baby in ten trash cans?

Storms. It's so hard keeping track of what happens here. :/ @Delightful, I wish I had time. Although I guess if I limited my time on the shard..... Nope, never gonna happen. On the other hand, I think ol' Grandpa Smedry's talent is rubbing off on me. My Shardsversary was 2 days ago and I have only just realised I'll probably be late to my own funeral at this rate

*squeals* (can guys squeal??) Thanks! So much stuff to work with...

@ShadowLord_Lith, no waaaayyy, actually? You called them the Brood Clans? WOW. That was just the first thing that came to mind XD I would call the Skin changers, multiple things; changelings, Dopplers, Transmorphigator, or Rakshasa, a hindu shape-shifting demon and make it that they shed the skin they wore before Ah I see what you mean! When I say "frayed at the end" I meant you haven't provided a solid and detailed backstory, you write that insufficient data is known, however, you are the writer, so you kinda should know that data.

Haha @Delightful Can't believe you actually did that XD

@Arraenae, mind if I use those ideas? And make it more detailed? Those are some ideas.